Ourans Female Host - Various x Reader

A Day in the Life of the Fujioka Family!

(y/n)'s Pov

I was having a great dream, when my stupid phone woke me up. Groaning, I took it in my hand and without even looking who called I picked up.

"What idiot calls me so early in the morning on a Sunday?!"

"Tamaki, he woke me up too and since I'm already awake it's only fair that the rest of the Host Club joins our little excursion too." I recognised the voice as Kyoya and sighed annoyed.

"What's Tamaki's problem this time?"

...

And so we all drove to Haruhi's neighbourhood. Apparently Tamaki had a bad dream about her living in absolute poverty and needed to check for himself how she lived.

Getting out of the cars, we all looked up to the building with the apartments. People had already surrounded us and the cars.. "So, this is where Haruhi lives?", Kaoru gasped astonished.

"It's pretty big, huh?", Hikaru commented. "Bigger than I thought it would be."

"Yeah, look at all the rooms!", said Honey

I just face palmed while Kyoya began to explain. "This building is what you might call an aggregate commoner dwelling. Haruhi's home is just one of the many units in this building."

"Kyoya, why?", Tamaki went over towards Kyoya, questioning him. "Why did you bring these idiots with us? Especially those two doppelgangers!"

"Watch who you call idiot, idiot!", I glared at Tamaki and he hid behind Kyoya, who answered. "Well, you see, I knew you didn't have the courage to come here alone. So I thought it would be best if everyone came along."

Then he went to the twins, about to shove them away. "All right, let's go home. I guess I underestimated our great leader."

"What?", the twins were not happy about that. "I'm not going home."

"I'm sorry.", Tamaki stopped Kyoya. "Don't leave. I don't want to be alone."

"Now, listen up, men.", Tamaki turned to all of us. "Don't you forget! We must be polite. This is a casual 'we just happened to be in the neighbourhood' kind of visit. We're not here to judge the Fujuoka family's lifestyle. The words, shabby, cramped and run-down, are absolutely forbidden."

"Right! Yes, sir!", the twins and Honey saluted to him.

"Don't say anything that might offend Haruhi or her father and cause them to ask us to leave.", Tamaki added.

"Well it's too late for that. Go away." We all looked up to see Haruhi, glaring at us.

"Haruhi!", Tamaki exclaimed and then he, the twins and Honey were complimenting her. "That pink dress is pretty cute."

"Shut up! Get the hell out of here!", Haruhi told us and left Tamaki shocked. "Haruhi's so mad she actually cursed at us."

"I would be too, if I was her.", I said.

"Excuse me, Haruhi, but is everything all right?", a lady went to her.

"Oh hi miss landlady.", Haruhi greeted her.

"Those young men are driving such fancy foreign cars. They are not Yakuza, are they?", she asked her worried.

"No, they're not.", Haruhi assured her.

"Do you want me to call the police for you?", the lady continued until Tamaki walked to her. "Pleased to meet you, madam. My name is Suoh, and I'm one of Haruhi's friends.", he smiled charmingly at her.

"Really? My goodness, why aren't you just adorable?", she smiled back.