Maddie,
Now before you start lecturing me about how the sock elf isn't real just hear me out, okay?
The sock elf hates me. Or my ancestors ticked it off or something.
The sock elf is a race of tiny people that steal your socks then turn them into dryer lint. But I think that if you cross a sock elf it makes your life miserable. It steals anything that is REALLY important like soccer uniforms (true story bro) and empties the paper towel roll.
Beware the sock elves.
- Paranoid Lindsay
