Izaya to Shizuo

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To> Shizu-chan
Hey

To> Shizu-chan
Heyyyy

To> Shizu-chan
Heyyyyy~

To> Shizu-chan
Shizu-chan I demand u to open your phone and read your texts~!

To> Shizu-chan
Seriously. U can't just say all these things and leave just like that

To> Shizu-chan
So I was the reason you drank?

To> Shizu-chan
And why did u ask me 4 a voice message? You're acting suspicious 🤨

To> Shizu-chan
And

From> Shizu-chan
Shuuuuuut uppppp

From> Shizu-chan
It's 6 thirty in the fucking morning. The fuck did I ever do to u!?

To> Shizu-chan
A lot actually 🤔🙃

From> Shizu-chan
Surely nothing bad enough to deserve this spam this early in the morning

From> Shizu-chan
...where did you find these three dimensional emojis...?

To> Shizu-chan
Hahhahaha so stupid S.h.i.z.u.-.c.h.a.n!

To> Shizu-chan
So are you gonna answer my questions or not? 😋

To> Shizu-chan
Hmmm? Shizu-chann~

From> Shizu-chan
Found them 😈👺💀

To> Shizu-chan
Wow look at that. I underestimated your IQ 🧠

From> Shizu-chan
Yep🖕🖕

To> Shizu-chan
Anyways. Tell me why you drank~

From> Shizu-chan
Does it matter?

To> Shizu-chan
Does it matter if it matters? 🤯

From> Shizu-chan
It does

To> Shizu-chan
Will you tell me if it matters?

From> Shizu-chan
Maybe

To> Shizu-chan
Then it matters 🙃

From> Shizu-chan
Lol

To> Shizu-chan
You don't believe me again~

From> Shizu-chan
No one in their right mind would ever believe something Izaya Orihara said

To> Shizu-chan
I'm flattered😊 But I'm really starting to lose my patience here Shizu-chan 😊

From> Shizu-chan
What do you mean?

To> Shizu-chan
With you😊 I'm losing my patience with you.!

To> Shizu-chan
Lately I can't even sleep properly

To> Shizu-chan
See, I've been thinking about this nonstop...
...And I think there's only one way to go about this

To> Shizu-chan
Shizu-chan you're a fucking dumbass

To> Shizu-chan
You're slow, stupid and lame

To> Shizu-chan
But I think I'm in love with you

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