Aries: Free Trump Hairdos
Taurus: Unicorn Meat
Gemini: Citrus Sprayer (their mouths)
Cancer: me.....
Leo: Demented Teletubbies
Virgo: Deer Kilts
Libra: Matching T-shirts ( but like weird ones.....)
Scorpio: People who don't like Britney Spears.....
Sagittarius: Frogs with Braces
Capricorn: Face Banks
Aquarius: Portable Fish Bowl
Pisces: Baby Themed Plant Pots
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Sign Stories
HumorThis book consists of many short stories featuring your favorite ZODIAC SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!