Zodiac Sign Stories

Most Likely to...

Aries: set their backyard on fire just to get a news story written about them

Taurus: to get swept up into a Vacuum Cleaner/ make Jenlisa fanfic's for a living  

Gemini: Drop their phone off the Statue of Liberty

Cancer: have a missing persons report filed on them when they've really just been hiding in a box watching anime for a week straight 

Leo: LIERTALLY push someone off the stage during a performance they're not even in???

Virgo: be on Brain Games (it's a TV show)

Libra: wake up one day and be teleported into the Riverdale universe...

Scorpio: break into Brendon Urie's house and install cameras

Sagittarius: be that one plant that actually talks back to Pisces

Capricorn: secretly run the world

Aquarius: to be burnt alive/ fall into a Volcano

Pisces: Say goodbye to each one of their plants individually whenever they leave the house