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"I didn't mention this at breakfast, but who in hell was in your bed with you sleeping?"

Oh..well...FUCK!

"Who?"

"Don't play dum Dipper, you know whoever that person was."

Maybe I change this up a bit. "Oh, my boyfriend." I smirk. And as soon as it came it fell, holy mother of hoes. Did I just say? BOYFRIEND!

"B-Boyfriend! Bro, your straight though!"

I walk closer to Mabel trying to smirk devilishly. Slapping her cheek lightly. "Playboys can have fun sis."

To my surprise, she was laughing. Her cheeks turning a bright red from not breathing. "This is a joke, isn't it? You, having a boyfriend! Haha is this a prank?"

I take a few steps backward sighing. Giving her 'this is no joke' look. "No! You're a cock-sucker!?"

"What?"

"Dipper, your definitely a bottom with a man." She pats my shoulder giving me a perverted look. "Anyway don't mind what I just said. When will I meet the lucky guy?" She wiggles her eyebrows while smiling creepily.

"Whenever I see him, ok? But that does not mean you will meet him soon, got it?" She nods her head in agreement yet disappointed at my words. Mabel was walking to the door almost halfway closing the door I yell out. "Also do not mention this to a soul or I will destroy your glitter collection and your sweaters." She turned pale nodding again before leaving with a noticeable gulp.

Now I need to just tell this stuff to Bill. What could go wrong?

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Yea, yea, I know this is short but I had to give you guys something. I really do hope you guys enjoyed this chapter.

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Bye, my nasty fuks!

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