50 Shades Of Cipher

Hello darkness, my old friend

It's been years, hasn't it? I'm so sorry! I know that this book is done and whatnot, but I wanted to explain this book. It was rushed even if I had the largest gaps when publishing chapters. But let's get real, this story was idiotic. I even got the guts to change some of their personalities! I made Dipper into a virgin playboy...what have I done to our baby? What in the living hell is that supposed to mean...virgin playboy? Come on even Stans made up status of animals with a body of a goat and head of a bear is more believable.

Secondly, I regret how I made this book. It came across to me the other day that there should have been fifty chapters of extreme smut or fluff one-shots based around the ship Bipper. What did I do? I wrote a horribly written fanfic about a dream demon and human boy that don't know what feelings are. Had sex and became delighted. Supposedly fell in love. Would you look at that. I'm still continuously a moron. And the funny thing is, I forgot everything my brain thought of and wrote for this book. I mean the title is legitimate false advertisement! Where's the juicy stuff?

Thirdly, I'm disappointed that I created the book incorrectly. It could have been better. And you guys know it too. Admit it, and if you do I would understand personally. Because I'd rather have 50 sausages hammered into my mouth then read what I wrote. I'm not gonna lie I want to be sassy about how much I hate this book-

What else can I rant about? Oh yes. Did I mention I dislike this book? Oh, I dislike it baby! Some reasons are written about... Who knew, huh?

Ah, but for crying out loud I made Dipper into 50 shades of WRONG. And I have no idea where I was going with Bills personality to be honest, and I actually forgot about everyone; like I didn't mention Robbie, or anyone else we genuinely enjoyed in the show.

I just had an idea- Bill could have a daddy kink, why didn't my ass think about this sooner? No but serious question; Did I write about Bill having a daddy kink? I can't recall anything! This is an emergency...do I have to dementia? No I possibly couldn't, I don't have every day dysfunctions... and I still know how to ride a bike so that is something...hopefully.

Oh well I'm sorry for ranting. But I mostly wrote this chapter to ask something.

What ships are you interested in most? Preferably disco disk with disco stick. Because I want a sexist account. Also forgive me for that inappropriate comment. And what....what's it called... AU? I'm embarrassing myself aren't I? But hopefully you know what I mean. What AU do you prefer most? Either it being one-shots, a full story, or possibly both.... all right then that's all I really wanted to get off my chest. I hope everyone is staying safe and enjoying their time away from school. How's graduation guys? Hope virtual reality was on point...yeah that was a joke.

Well before I continue on, bye guys I love you all truly I do! Kisses!