Ia's POV
Right now, I am in the Akatsuki base. I teleported in the base and may have scared the livings out of everyone...
"I'm bored" I voiced out my thoughts and the peeps in the living room in the base frozed..
.....
...
Kisame and Itachi was lounging on the couch, Hidan is somewhere doing his prayers to Jashin-sama thing, Kakuzu is at the corner over there- points to a blob that is far off who is counting his money, Konan and Leader-sama thing is doing paperworks in his office, Sasori, Tobi and Deidara is watching.... or are they playing Xbox? Mah, I don't care. Who knows what Zetsu is doing also
"So......" I started and looked around the base, starting from Kisame to Itachi to Kakuzu to Sasori to Tobi to Deidara. Then I ran into my room, went on to Youtube and sang along with it. Those who I didn't do to, where laughing at the plump man who looks like he is wearing mascara in my opinion.
I shoved Sasori,Deidara and Tobi aside, ignoring their 'heys!!' Call and I plugged the cord into the TV from my computer to make everyone watch the show.
"This is what I do, I sit on you, sit on you, sit on you.
This is what I do I sit on you...." I went to Kisame and sat on his lap.
"Right on your lap." I sang in monotone. Of course, I may have moved and shaked my bum but it's awesome and catchy ya know?
...
....
....
I may have stopped singing, but all of us are watching the man sitting or tried to sit on others. Hidan came in at the same time the guy said, right on your head
"BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE MAY HAVE <FUDGING> FARTED ON THE SLEEPING GUY!!!" Hidan laughed and I shushed him.
After the show finished.
"-Whistle- That is mind scaring but catchy too" Kisame said while grinning
"Kisame, your really comfortable.... I wonder if Itachi,Sasori, Kakuzu, Leader-sama thing and Zetsu would like a hug. They look so stoic that they need a Big, cuddly teddy bear to hug on and keep them company" I said wondering. I saw Itachi and Sasori stiffened and glared at me
"GROUP HUG!!!" I yelled and grabbed the others with my pseudo versioned of Bansho'o Tenin but a bit tad stronger
Everyone was pulled in. Deidara laughed, Tobi squealed, Kisame laughed really happily. I managed to bring Kakuzu along with Itachi before they tried to run away. Well.... they both tried to kill me once but then remembered I had humiliated them with black-cough- I mean pictures that..... actually, it's more of a yaoi thing with him and Hidan.... and Itachi with some picture of him asking Sasori's grandmother, Chiyo, squinting, whether she is Sakura or not. Sakura looked shocked, Granny was sweatdropping, Kakashi was asking Itachi whether his vision has deteriorated and face palming while Naruto is in the background struggling not to laugh. The rough translation of what Naruto is saying is that "This is bad, very bad. Itachi..."
WHAA!!! I don't... I just did some random search picture on Kakuzu and it showed up some doujinshi of him and Hidan in somewhere.... I think I forgot to activate the safe search.... So I printed it out with my awesomeness of them hugging.
About Sasori? He was dodging my powers and shushined out of the room right after I said hug
"Kisame, Deidara and Tobi are MUCH better than you stoic people!!! They didn't even try to kill me-Hey!! Itachi!! Don't you dare use your hax sharingan!!" I informed then barked at Itachi who was glaring at me with his hax-ness.
I dropped all of them from my group hug as soon as I felt a hand squeezing me bottom and squealed in shock. I pushed Hidan hard until he became dizzy and out for the count!! I noticed Itachi squinting and dragged him to the hallways.
He lifted his eyebrows in question. I brought my hand up to his eyes. He stiffened for a bit but relaxed as he felt something warm. It's the same thing for me whenever I got hurt. Healing. I was healing his blindness
After I was done, having to tiptoe, I flexed my toes and Itachi blinked his eyes in reflex
"....Thank you" he murmured quietly but I got it and went off.
I looked at his retreating figure and shrugged, eh, who wants to be blind?....
'I wonder if Konan and Leader-sama thing want a hug' I thought and barged in the office. I looked around and saw lots of paperwork piles all around the room. I sweatdropped at it. Leader-sama thing looked up with a raised eyebrow
"You need something?" He asked me
"Yeah, I need a hug. Can I get a hug from you and Konan?" I asked
"No" He replied instantly at the same time Konan said
"Okay"
Leader-sama thing twitched towards Konan. But in his mind he was all like
"WHYYYYYY!!!!" And stuff like that
I went up to her as she opened her arms. We hugged and after we separated, I held my hands out for Leader-sama thing, he sighed and reluctantly hugged me for 3 second after Konan's nudging.
"Oh!!!! Let me help!! A reward for hugging me!!" I said and I twirled my fingers around to arranged those ugly horrifying paperworks from rejects to okay ones. The rejects to Konan and aproval to Leader-sama thing. But those I am not sure of, I let them stand in the middle since Leader-sama thing and Konan as a long table that are joint.
"Thank you" Konan sighed in relief and looked at one of every to see that they have arranged.
Leader-sama thing nodded in approval and I skipped my way out....
'Konan and Leader-sama thing gives the best hugs.... Other than Kisame' I thought. Deidara doesn't hug at all and lets me do all the work. Sasori, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Itachi doesn't like being hugged, Tobi squeezes the life out of me, and Hidan goes to be a pervert and starts gropping my bottom.
I went towards my room and start being a sloth that is sleeping... meaning almost forever
YOU ARE READING
I stubbed my toe and turned up in front of the Akatsuki ~Naruto Fanfic~
HumorThe Akatsuki needs a new member. In a world that has no ninjas, but very strong and probably has an ESP. But, the ritual goes wrong because of someone coughcoughhidancough. The Akatsuki will never know how much trouble their new member would be. So...
