I stubbed my toe and turned up in front of the Akatsuki ~Naruto Fanfic~

Chapter 6- Meh, It turns out that Iruka really likes bonking heads

Ia's POV

.... The hospital's boring... Someone is going to get my candies.....

NOW I AM GOING TO SING A... Brutal? Yeah, BRUTAL SONG!!!...

"My legs are dangling off the edge,

The bottom of the bottle is my only friend,

I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone.

My legs are dangling off the edge,

A stomach full of pills didn't work again,

I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone." I sang. Somehow, it seems a song of suicide ya know?

The doctor came in and checked me up. Not checked me out but up. ya know? A check up. The dude gave me a lollipop and I took it whole heartily

"Kanks!" I said.. My voice was muffled by my lollipop. He went out and Hokage-sama thing came in.

"How are you doing Ia-chan?" He asked me 

"I am DYING OF BOREDOM!!" I said, flinging my arms until it thud next to both of my sides. He chuckled  and looked up

"Well, can you tell me your story now? Since you're all rested up" He said and I nodded. He sat down next to me. I am a VEEEERRRY godly liar ya know? Even I could act!! My friends told me I should go on an acting career but then I refused and went on with my skiing skills.

I went silent and my shoulders shook uncontrollabley, I use my acting skills with my past emotions and sobbed.

 "I was born in Amekagure. My parents were civilians but they have trained in ninja skills and often help with the other ninjas. They weren't famous so they were never registered in any bingo book. I was on my way back home from grocery shopping when I saw 2 dudes in front of my parents. I hid behind the walls of my house and heard some argueings. Then, the tall one lifted up his sword and did something to my mother. I don't know what but I ran away, I saw my father mouthing to me to run away. 

I ran as fast as I could but the guy who was extremely tall, I couldn't get a good look at him because he was wearing a strawhat, saw me running away. I ran into my room to see a scroll by my father who was worried if they died on a mission or something, the scroll would appear in my room." I got out a scroll I made for fun. Ya know, just like a will in case if I die because I won't spawn back to life. The real life is a <witch>. They suck, easily give you disease, easily you gain fat, you won't get anything fun in your life and you have to give assignments on time when in the fake world, like game or something, when they ask you to give them something, they never say when.

"My dad told me when I was younger,' Be happy all the time because in a storm, there would be a rainbow somewhere.' He said. so I listened and ran away from Ame. 3 years later, now, they found me again and attacked me again to tire me out to knock me out. All I remember is that they have a pure black cloak with red clouds" I said and gave him the scroll. I never put in a name on top like' Dear future Ia' or 'Dear someone who read I, Ia's will' or something like that. It's just getting straight to the point.

If I don't have any kids, then I could continue my legacy 

It kinda goes like this... though I made it carefree style.

Okay, so I'm dead and you are reading this. I have put in some stuffs in this scroll so you may learn it. blah blah blah, The Hiten clan would live!!! Even though its not an official clan, I just named that for fun. Oh yeah, I forgot. The stuffs I wrote down is only available for Ia to read because she's a hiten and so cool like that,