I do not own anything except for mah melty kiss and bag and other things... And I kinda ran outta ideas for this so this story is going to barely follow the story kay? Because I don't know about when will it happens.....
I broke a door...again for the third time in my anger. This time it was my little sister's. She kept on nagging about me. I haven't finished my bacon and egg and left it because I was full. She was all like
"Finish your bacon and egg. It's already getting cold! So who cares if you're full? Eat it!!" THAT NERVE OF A FHBRIHBFIREUBCJBFRCIRBEFUCUYIBG
So I broke her door :D. But the thing is. I am proud but at the same time not. My mom will have to pay for it. The door was a wood and glass door. So I broke the glass.
And I can hear the sounds that she is trying to fix her door. My foot kinda hurts
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Ia's POV
About me , reporting? Yeah, I'm doing it right now. I forgot what I was going to do and I thought that I was going to visit the Akatsuki.
" NE!! HOKAGE-SAMA THING!!!" I shouted, barging into his office and ignoring the idiotic secretary-thing.
"Ia-chan. Why are you here?" He saod calmly, stopping his paper work. Looking at me thankfully and shooing his secretary away
'Thank god someone came to save me from this cursed thing' I heard him thought.
" WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" I freaked out while pulling my hair
"Care to tell me why?"He asked
"The curriculum of the stuff are sexist that girls can't fight guys but what if in a mission, the girl has to fight the guy?" I complained.
"And another thing. They barely teach us. The shinobi clan students, they can learn it from their shinobi parents but the civilian born and the orphans?What about them? Iruka-sensei teaches good but the rest? No." I said bluntly with a straight face.
"Is that why now that the number of shinobis are declining?" He asked. I shrugged as I don't even know how many shinobis are-
"Bird!" I exclaimed as I saw a bird outside the window behind him with a dazed expression
"What?" He asked witha sweatdrop
"Sowee, I tend to get easily distracted" I said with a sheepish face. He sighed.
"You may go now"He said. I saluted and went off my merry wAY!!
"Its's the other way!!" He announced and I walked off the direction
I looked around the village and I was Bored. Bored with a capital B..... Should I go back home? Now that I think about it, A tournament is coming up...
Meh, I'll go without permission. So I teleported myself into the Akatsuki base and went into my room and open the walk in closet. TO NARNIA!! Nah, just kidding, TO MY HOME!!
They haven't really take all my stuff. Only summer clothes and other things. I grabbed my snowboard stuff and other things and head to my car. I headed to where the tournament is and went to the participant's entrance.
"Name?" A gruffy man, Antonio said
"Ia Hiten, And of course you know me Anny!!!" I said. I've always thought of this, but doesn't Hiten sounds like Hitler?...... I wanna buy a kitty that has Hitler's mustachio and call him Catler.
Antonio grunted "Don't call me Anny" and let me passed. Long story short, I changed my shoes and took out my snowboard.
"Heh, so this is the famous Snow Woman. I'll have fun and take your title of your pitiful state" A newbie said. I knew everyone who is a regular at it and I kept on beating them. When I am in Japan, they call me Yuki Onna!!! Yaaaayyyy~, note sarcasm
"So you wanna be called snowman?" I asked him with a raised eyebrows
"Ye-What!?!No!! Are you mocking me?" He growled
"Shut it newbie. Go bury yourself in a pile of snow" I said and dismissed him. Soon, he ran up to me with his snowboard and I dodged to the side. His snowboard smashed into pieces
"Whoops, looks like you can't join" I said unapologetically, the other members looked at him in disbelieve
"Now!!! FOR NARNIA!!!" I charged at him and cung him like my life depended on him.
"GET OFF YOU <bEEEEEpPPPPP>" His words are not important for you to copy (A/N: IA!!! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!! Ia: DUDE!! NOT MY FAULT I KNOW ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL!! DON'T BLAME ME!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING ME HAVE ESP!!!)
I soon burst into tears
"WAHHHHHH!!!!" Guards came in and took the dude away.
Antonio calmed me down!! HES SOOOO SWHEEET!!! Like seriously, he acts all tough when in the inside, he's really nice!!
So, when It was my turn, I soon went up and whoop ti doo, I flipped.... This is considered as cheating, but I'm using my newly ninja tricks plus with controlling a bit of gravity and wind around me.
Blah,blah blah, I don't care and It's not time for the announcement
"THE WINNER IS!!!!!!!-Drum rolls- IA HITEN!!!" Yay me!! I got da money and I put it in my pocket.
"Ciao~" I waved goodbye after I packed and drove off, going back into my Narnia closet and teleported back to Konoha
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