DC/Justice League Oneshots

Genderbent

A/N Written by @TheForgottenSilentMaiden. Plot minorly changed.

Everyone stared at him...her. She had a perfect hourglass figure most girls would die for, bright blue eyes, a gorgeous smile and thick long black flowing hair.

The bad thing about it was that she was Batman, the Dark night; the masked vigilante was turned into a female, and as for his secret identity a Playboy Bunny.

"Oh for Hera's sake Bruce what have you gotten yourself into?!" Diana asked angrily.

They all waited for a response, she hadn't talked at all.

"Um excuse me?" She asked politely.
"I don't think this...Bruce is here."

Her voice was gentle but commanding at the same time.

"Bruce, stop joking around!" Shayera yelled angrily pointing her mace at her.

"Stop calling me Bruce", she snapped rising from her chair.

"Then what is your name?" Superman asked.

"My name is Brenda, Brenda Wayne." She yelled angrily. "What's annoying is that my team mates suddenly switched genders."

The others froze.

"What did you just say?"

Shayera growled.

"My name is Brenda. What happened to you Wendy, sheesh; I'm going to need a big cup of coffee later." She sat down in annoyance rubbing her temples.

"I'm Wally."

"No you're not your Wendy West, Clara Kent, Jasmine Stewart, Jannet Johns, Dino Prince, and Shawn Hol", she growled pointing at each of them when she said their names. "Stupid Citron, he just had to erase your memory when you switched genders."

"Citron?" Diana asked.

"Yes your Amazonian mortal enemy after he tried to attack your father, you know the guy that wore that annoying color of green with purple hair, tried to become a professional singer, turns people into animals", she growled.

"Don't you mean Circe?" Superman said.

"No Citr- SHIT!" Her eyes widened as she flipped her mask back on.

"Fucking Citron I can't believe he was able to, how can I be so? UGH!" She let out a growl of frustration.

"What's going on?" Wally asked.

"I'm from another dimension where our counterparts are a different gender, your Bruce or Batman has ended up in my universe instead." She stopped looking out onto the window.

"Or somehow our universe collided instead...have you had any battles with this Circe?"

"Yes this morning at eight why do you ask?" Shayera asked.

"Oh god Circe and Citron must have done the same spell at the exact same time and collided our universes. My Earth is next to yours and my watchtower is also next to yours." Brenda said pressing a finger against her ear. "Jasmine can you hear me?"