Son of a glub

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"Oh great. We got Fef mad." Sollux said sadly.

"WWe??? WWe got Fef mad? I believve you got Fef mad. I might havve contributed to her anger, but you upset her. Sol you'vve nevver been that good wwith the ladies. Havve you?"

"2eriiou2ly Ampora? II get upset and you don't con2ole me? What iif II really liiked her? What a great mate2priit you are....."

"....Sol I-"

"Ampora ju2t 2hut the hell up. Get dre22ed and go home."

Eridan laughed at Sollux's command.

"Twwo reasons I wwon't leavve. One: I don't havve to listen since you're lowwer blood to me. Twwo: This is my home noww, so I'm not gonna leavve."

Eridan proudly put his shirt on and leaned against the wall. He thought he won honestly, and Sollux was drawn to that part of him. Sollux somehow was attracted to that arrogant, highmighty, and matter of fact part of Eridan.

"Dam iit Ampora. 2top u2iing your 2trength2 agaiin2t my weakne22e2!"

Solluxed looked away angrily.

"Awww that wwas cuter than Gamz and Tavv. You should alwways say big wwords wwith lots of s's in them. It's adorable to hear your lisp in action."

Eridan thought to himself,

~that wwas probably the stupidest thing I'vve evver said EVVER~

Sollux's face grew yellow, from being called adorable. Especially about his lisp! He hated that part of himself. It did feel nice to be complimented on that though.

"2-2hut up....."

Eridan grabbed Sollux's shirt and walked up to him.

"Here you might wwant to put this on. Just in case someone comes barging in again." Eridan said as he crammed the shirt into Sollux's chest.

Sollux put the shirt back on and sighed. He walked out of the room and went into the living room and logged onto his computer. Eridan followed.

Sollux rested his head on the table in front of his computer and sighed angrily.

"Dammmmm iitttttt..... Why'd 2he have to go pokiing her no2e iin bubble2 that don't need to be popped????"

"Sol.... Don't think to much on it. You'll only make yourself feel wworse. Just let her clam dowwn. Shell get ovver it. Trust me. I'd knoww better than anyglub."

Sollux rolled his eyes at this.

"That'2 the thiing. II don't wanna waiit for her two calm down. II feel liike a complete douche-canoe. Ughhh! Ju2t why'd 2he have two walk iin and a22ume that 2he'2 my mate2priit."

"So wwe aren't kismesis' anymore?"

"II thought you fiigured that out when we 2aiid we felt red four each other. Are you kiiddiing me Ampora? Wow! 2ee thii2? Thii2 ii2 me clappiing at your 2lowne22."

Eridan crossed his arms as Sollux clapped sarcastically at him. He didn't really feel like saying anything so he just flipped Sollux off.

'Sollux: Be troll cop'

"Deal with it Ampora."

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Hey! How are all of my beautiful/handsome readers? I really appreciate those who read my story when I update a new part. If that's you hug yourself for me ^w^ anywayyzz I'll be writing more don't even worry about it. Cya!

~AliceM

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