Jane: Ben's a Creepypasta.
Me: *facewalls* YEEEEEEES.
Jane: Do you like anyone??
Me: Toby and a mortal.
Jane: *goes from retard to girly girl in 2.5 seconds* OOO WHOS THE MORTAL?!?
Me: I'm bi as you know (don't like it then stop reading) and her name is Mattison. *blushes*
Jane: Is she hot? Can I date her?
Me: If you want to get stabbed to death then yes.
Jane: ZZZZAAAAYUUUM! Okay girl take your time, gosh!!
Me: Are we allowed to have mortals here?
Jane: Well no, but we don't listen and bring them in anyways because we gangsta. *fails miserably at making a gang sign*
Me: CLOCKY!!!!! *yells from my room*
Clocky: YES?! *uses the same tone as me*
Me: C'MERE BAE!!!
Clocky: OKAY. *comes upstairs to my room* What?
Me: I'm bored what can we do outside? *whines*
Clocky: *sits down* We caaaaaaaaaan... Sing. *looks like she's brain dead*
Jane: What kind of a pansy-ass idea is that?
Me: JANET!!!
Jane: WHAT FINE WE CAN SING!!!
Me: I don't wanna!
Jane: Exactly.
Me: I wanna see Toby!!!
Jane: Well I wanna see Jeff. We all have to make sacrifices.
Me: I shan't sacrafice my boyfriend!!! *pouts and fake cries*
Toby: *comes into my room* Girl, you love me!! *turns into a drag queen*
Jane: I fully agree with that, Tooooobeh.
Toby: Don't call me that you weirdo.
Me: I don't love you.
Jane: *laughing her ass off*
Toby: Yeah, suuuuuuuure you don't.
Me: SHUT YOUR FACE YOU JERK!!!
Toby: Ooh. Hun.
Me: Just, no bae. No.
Toby: I'm your bae?!!!
Me: *mocks his tone* Yes!!!!
Toby: Aww! That's sweet!
Me: Please no.
Toby: Okay fine. I'm going to go make waffles, Kk? *stands up and walks out*
Me: BYE AND I WANT SOME TOO!!!
Toby: Good luck with that.
SO THAT'S BASICALLY IT AND I WAS ON MY PERIOD WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T LIKE TOBY AND JUST SAW A HOT PICTURE OF BEN SO DONT JUDGE!!!
BAII MY HATCHETS!!!!!
