Serial killer in the house

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Aries: literally doesn't care and just sits on the couch chilling ( such a wise decision )

Taurus: * runs into the kitchen and guards the fridge fiercely * ( Always protect food! )

Gemini: makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realizes Gemini is cool and goes to McDonald's with them.

Cancer: tries to hide but cries and gets found ( RUN!!! )

Leo: pretends not to be scared but is. Stilll strategically makes it out of the house

Virgo: loses their sh*t but defends themselves very well ( well done! )

Libra: attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips over a cat and ends up getting caught
( RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! )

Scorpio: kills the killer
( brilliant idea! )

Sagittarius: makes small talk with the killer and becomes the killers accomplice. ( wth DO YOU GUYS JUST GET ALONG WITH ANY KILLER?! )

Capricorn: is the killer
( dun dun)

Aquarius: * screams * MAKE ME A SANDWICH A****** to the killer ( nice taking advantage of the moment )

Pisces: just stands there frozen. Legit doesn't move.
( WTF! PISCES GO DEFEND YOURSELF!!! Wait I'm talking to myself ;-; )

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