Every other sign: why did you spend 200 dollars on worms on a string?
Aries: It's called self care
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Every other sign: Let's talk about this
Taurus: or we could be irrationally mad at each other
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Every other sign: I love you
Gemini: big mistake buddy
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Every other sign: What kind of coffee would you like?
Cancer: As dark and bitter as my soul
Every other sign: one glass of milk coming right up
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Every other sign: How are you?
Leo: since it's impossible to know which part of my life is in the middle, I've decided To have an ongoing crisis
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Every other sign: what are you doing tonight?
Virgo: probably having my night ruined by whatever you're going to ask me
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Every other sign: Any words of advice?
Libra: the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap
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Every other sign: you were so quiet today
Scorpio: nobody plans a murder out loud
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Every other sign: have you ever done any extreme sports?
Sagittarius: doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it
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Every other sign: if you're house was on fire and you could take only one thing what would it be?
Capricorn: a nap
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Every other sign: come to my house
Aquarius: I can't. Thinking about the universe and the meaning of life
Every other sign: but I'm alone
Aquarius: aren't we all?
That got deep pretty quick
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Pisces: do you think snakes have feelings?
Every other sign: it's literally four am go to sleep
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Zodiac Signs
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