Zodiac Signs

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Pisces: I mean, come on guys! Let's just hug it out!

All the zodiac signs: *recluctantly hugs*

Capricorn: who stole my wallet?

Aries: Sorry...

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Virgo: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Aquarius: it be like that sometimes

Virgo: no-

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Libra: it's pretty cold outside, wanna hold hands? We should stay close together

Cancer: okay!

Aquarius:

Aquarius: it's summer

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Pisces: I'm hurt

Rest of the zodiac sign: how would you rate the pain?

Pisces: 0 out of 10

Rest of the zodiac:

Pisces: would not recommend...

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Leo: is there a word that's a mix between mad and sad?

Capricorn: malcontented, miserable, dislocated, disgruntled...

Gemini: smad

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Virgo: that's it's you're all grounded

Virgo: Sagittarius no staying up late

Virgo: Leo, no emotional purchases

Virgo: And Scorpio....is there even anything you love?

Scorpio: revenge

Virgo: no vegeance for you

Scorpio: I was gonna say  "I'll get you for this." But I guess that's off the table...

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Libra: truth or dare?

Aries: truth

Libra: how many hours have you slept this week?

Aries: dare

Libra: go to sleep

Aries: I don't like this game...

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Sagittarius: can I ask a dumb question?

Leo: better than anyone I know

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The rest of the zodiac: how do you cope with the trauma?

Cancer: the trick is to play your music louder than your words

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Taurus: it's Christmas time! You know what that means!!

Gemini: the happiness I haven't felt in 50 years?

Leo: everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?

Capricorn: the sweet release of death?

Taurus: I was gonna say "ugly Christmas sweaters competition" but you know what? We're going to therapy...