Still in hell: guys Luci is still gone...
Still in hell: guys, where is Luci?
Legit Satan: wandering around a forest, why?
Still in hell: why are you out and im not?!
Legit satan: you are just fly up here
Still in hell: i dont trust you but fine
Legit satan: you out?
Still in hell: yea
Trickster changed still in hell's name to forgotten brother
Forgotten brother: not funny gabriel
Trickster: your right it hilarious
Forgotten brother: im coming to kill you now
Trickster: gotta find me first 😝
Devils spawn: I can show you, where are you?
Forgotten brother sent a picture
The picture shows a verry dark forest and what seems to be a body hanging in a tree
Devils spawn: you are in suicide forest... Get out of there and ill come to you.
Forgotten brother: how do i get out?
Devils spawn: follow the strings
Forgotten brother: okay
1 hour later
Forgotten brother: my legs hurt...
Legit satan: cant you fly out?
Devils spawn: no that forest has been heavily warded for some reason
Forgotten brother: and i don't remember anything outside of the cage...
Devils spawn: keep walking and youll get out
Legit satan: so where are the others jack?
Devils spawn: they are fighting a vamp nest. I decided to stay home because i wanted to play video games.
Legit Satan: ooh can i come play with you?
Devils spawn: no its single player games
TheWolfQueen: ooh rejection
Legit satan: can i kill you?
TheWolfQueen: kill me and you kill everyone including yourself and your kid
Legit Satan: Can Gabe kick you out?
TheWolfQueen: he could but i can just delete y'all from existence
Legit satan: who the hell ARE you?
TheWolfQueen: i am the Creator of this world
Legit satan: alrighty then.
Forgotten brother: help im scared so many bodies i dont like this
Legit satan: on my way Mikey
TheWolfQueen: dang and hes killed so many... He cant even handle the suicide forest
Legit Satan: stupid warding!! Mikey you got at least try to help me find you!
Legit Satan: Mikey!?
Legit satan: Guys I cant find him!
Devils spawn: calm down... He probably passed out. Ill get Chuck
OH MY CHUCKING GOD: What is so urgent?
Legit Satan: MIKEYS LOST IN THE SUICIDE FOREST AND I CANT FIND HIM
OH MY CHUCKING GOD: calm down Lucifer. Im on my way.
Legit Satan: HURRY! HE COULD BE HURT OR DEAD!!
OH MY CHUCKING GOD: found him
Legit Satan: where?!
OH MY CHUCKING GOD sent a picture
It shows Michael passed out and tangled in strings and his head is bleeding
OH MY CHUCKING GOD sent coordinates
Legit Satan: on my way
A few hours later
Legit Satan: Finally out of that forest, now to heal Mikey
Moose: what the heck happened?
Devils spawn: Michael got lost in suicide forest and Lucifer started freaking because he likes Michael and im only saying this because i know he wont hurt me
Moose: okay wow
Legit Satan: THATS A LIE
OH MY CHUCKING GOD: hes blushing like a teenage girl
Legit Satan: DAD WHY!?!?!?
OH MY CHUCKING GOD: bcuz
Baby bro: it was obvious you liked him, since you always worried and helped him
Baby bro's squirrel: yep
Trickster: i could feel the crush whenever i was within 50 miles of you Luci
Legit Satan: i hate all of you!
Devils spawn: we know
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