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12:30pm the next day

Baby bro's Squirrel: guys im still hanging in a tree

Baby bro: good-_-

Trickster: Cass let him go

Moose: Lol where are y'all i gotta see this

Baby bro sent coordinates

Moose: im on my way

Baby bro's Squirrel: guys ive been hanging upside down for about a day... My head hurts

Baby bro: you'll live 😒

Trickster: bruh why can't i fly to you?

Baby bro: oh i warded the place from archangels

Trickster: why?

Baby bro: so you couldn't help Dean

Moose: lol Dean i feel bad for you

Baby bro's Squirrel: my head hurts bad please hrlp..... Hsjdsbsnnsjsndkkdnd

Moose: uh Dean?

Baby bro: alright ill cut him down

Baby bro: alright he is down and out

Baby bro sends a picture of Sam checking Deans pulse. He looks ready to kill Cass.

Baby bro: i better heal him and run

Moose:yes good idea

Baby bro: im gonna take Dean home then run k?

Moose: *death glare*

A few moments later

Baby bro: haha you cant catch me now!

Moose: oh really? I know your exact location.

Baby bro: but your mortal you cant get me

Moose: with help i can... CHUCK!!!!

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: yes, Sam?

Moose: take me to Castiel, please

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: okay

Baby bro: dad why

Legit Satan: aww man too bad im not allowed upstairs anymore

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: here

Legit Satan: *in a dog kennel next to Sam and Cass* eh it works

Devil's spawn: i gotta see this, Chuck can you help me get up there?

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: sure kiddo

A few hours later

Devil's spawn sent a video
The video shows Sam and Cass rolling on the ground and throwing punches. Then Jack moves over to show Lucifer in a dog kennel watching the fight happily, and cheering on Sam and Cass, whoever happened to be winning at that moment.

Legit Satan: this is fun!!!

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: yes it is

Trickster: guys where is Sam?

Legit Satan: in heaven fighting baby bro

Trickster: why and how?

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: Why, i dont know. How, he asked me to send him to Castiel so i did.

Trickster: also why did Michael tell me Luci just disappeared?

Devil's spawn sent a photo
Its a photo of Luci sitting in the kennel in heaven

Devil's spawn: he's here

Trickster: what about Dean?

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: hes passed out in his room

Trickster: ugh ill babysit Dean, make sure Sammy doesn't get too hurt

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: eh if he dies ill revive him

Trickster: ugh

Legit Satan: this kennel is getting cramped

TheWolfQueen: *snaps fingers and Luci is freed and Michael is freed* i need drama

Trickster: 0-0 why would you free them???

TheWolfQueen: i need more drama

TheWolfQueen added Idjit to the chat

TheWolfQueen added Sailor to the chat

Idjit: why the hell am i here?

TheWolfQueen: HEY BOBBY

Sailor: sup bi*ches

Idjit: i ain't no Idjit!

Sailor: wait i don't understand my name

TheWolfQueen: Charlie, you'll understand soon and fine, ill change your name

TheWolfQueen changed Idjits name to Balls!!

Balls!!: really?

Sailor: err okay?

TheWolfQueen: have fun ^_^

Trickster: grrr who do you think you are???? This is my chat!!!! Not yours!!

TheWolfQueen: i... Dont care lol

Trickster: i can destroy you

TheWolfQueen: then you and all your friends will cease to exist.

Trickster:????

Moose sent a picture
The picture shows Cass hanging from a tree the same way dean was. He seems to be unconscious.

Devil's spawn: rest in pepperoni Cass

Moose: i win!!! Ucycyvuvuctxyvojifys

Devil's spawn: and Sam

Trickster: uh Sam?

Legit Satan sent 2 photos
The 1st photo shows sam passed out on the grass.
The second photo shows Sam cuddling a stuffed animal that looks like Gabriel.

Trickster: im so gonna kill you...

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: let me get these two home *snaps and Sam and Cass are at home asleep in their beds*

Devil's spawn: night guys

OH MY CHUCKING GOD: night kiddo

Legit Satan: night Jackie

Devil's spawn: Jack

Trickster: night kid

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Im bored lol

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