I dare you to be a bad cop to a little kid.
Me: *Evil laugh* Let's do this...
-A few minutes later-
Me: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! I knew you took a lollipop from Billy without asking! YOU'RE A THIEF!
Little kid: B-but.. Mr, you don't understand...
Me: SILENCE! YOU BETTER CONFESS.... or else *Pulls out handcuffs*
Little kid: You can't arrest me! I'm just a kid!
Me: No, I can't kill, burn, shoot, drown, torture, or melt a little kid.
Little kid: Wait, what about Emmet?
Me: Emmet was not a little kid, but you are.
Little kid: But....
Me: SILENCEEEE!
Little kid: *Starts to cry* You're a meanie.
Me: *Laughs* That's why my name is bad cop.
Little kid: *Crys a little more*
Me: *Rolls eyes and walks away* Kids...
Thanks for the dare! It was really fun... for me at least! I don't think kids get it yet xD
