I dare you to ride a dragon, smash a pie in your face, and have a snowball fight.
Wha? Okay...
Me: *Walks up to dragon*
Dragon: *Sleeps*
Me: -_- *Jumps on dragon and hits it with stick* WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
Dragon: *Wakes up and roars, then flys into air*
Me: *Holds on*
Dragon: *Trys to shoot fire at me*
Me: Okay, okay! *Jumps with parachute*
Nailed it! c:
Next.... pie... {Gif)
Whatever... it was a dare. And I am not a wimp to turn down this dare! ....*Smashes pie in face* Mmmm, coconut!
Finally *licks lips from pie*
A snowball fight? A fickin' snowball fight? Really? Like, who do I do it with? It's not even snowing yet!
*Leaves and comes back with artificial snowballs*
This will work. I DECLARE A SNOWBALL FIGHT! *Throws snowballs at everyone reading this*
