Short Random Stories

The Trial

This story was a little thing that I and my friend @SadisticCandyfloss kinda thought of when we were bored. 

JUDGE: ORDER! I NEED A THOUGHT IN THIS COURT! MR. CAOILE! STATE YOUR CASE! SANTIBANEZ, SIT THERE AND WAIT. 

CAOILE: Your honor. I'd like to bring up the case of Santibanez and Ukita being little perverts! Ukita staring at my thighs and Ms. Santibanez has been sneaking secrets between each other. Here is proof of a letter that they left behind today in drama class. 

(Pulls out paper and reads)

"Cecilia, want to chat about Caoile's thighs? He is wearing skinny jeans and it's a little distracting..." 

"Not my fault, but I would like to see what would happen and the things that you'd like to say about these thighs. I must confess, I do want J..." 

The letter ends there and I'd like to state, THESE TWO ARE PERVERTS! 

UKITA SANTIBANEZ: NOT TRUE! HONOR! A WORD PLEASE! 

JUDGE: Go for it. 

(The crowd murmurs)

SANTIBANEZ: Your honor. As much as it is faked, I testify in the protection of my friend. I say that this is all fake news.

VOICE FROM THE CROWD: Santibanez?

(Everyone looks, including Santibanez and sees J.) 

SANTIBANEZ:  J!?!?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!

J: I don't know. Just saw this court open to this case so I just joined and began to watch this. It's been pretty kinky. 

UKITA: Caoile, all fun and games are done. Can we just get away from this case and call it a day?

CAOILE: I shall not concede. Although you are my girlfriend, I am still here to prove myself not a weirdo even though did use evidence against me on my thighs. 

JUDGE: ENOUGH! I HEREBY DECREE UKITA AND SANTIBANEZ...

SANTIBANEZ: I'd like to call up another witness. 

CAOILE: For what? The evidence is here!

JUDGE: MR. CAOILE, I WOULD PREFER YOU TO STAY QUIET AND LISTEN TO THIS WITNESS. ONE MORE WITNESS AND THE TRIAL IS OFF! DO YOU UNDERSTAND SIR?

CAOILE: (Silence) Yes sir...

SANTIBANEZ: I call up... Lorenzo... He was there as my seating partner and we wrote these messages. Lorenzo.

(Walks up to the witness stand and flirts with the judge.)

LORENZO: Why hello, hello there beautiful. May I interest you in some evidence?

JUDGE: Dungeon. Not going to deal with this.

LORENZO: What! Damn... Struck out again.

(Two police officers take Lorenzo out of the room and here them descend the steps.)

JUDGE: I ain't dealing with this. Witnesses that just flirt, arguing without the approval of me. You three. TO THE DUNGEON!

SANTIBANEZ: THREE?!

CAOILE: Excuse me sir, but I' mm not guilty, right?

JUDGE: Sorry, but (clears throat) I NEVER ASKED YOU TO SPEAK! I NEED YOU TO STAY QUITE AND GO DOWN TO THE DUNGEON! YOU WASTED MY TIME HERE AND NOW YOU MUST LEAVE! 

(A pair of cops take the three of them away, but J says something stupid.)

J: I WATCH HENTAI!

JUDGE: I don't accept this language in my court. I, Judge Lorenzo, say guilty for you Mr. J.

(Two more cops come in to escort J come out of the courtroom and bring him down to the dungeons with Caoile, Santibanez, and Ukita.)

Down in the Dungeons

(Caoile and Ukita are stuck in one cell while J and Santibanez are stuck in a different one across from them.)

SANTIBANEZ: THANKS A LOT CAOILE! YOU GOT ME STUCK WITH THE HENTAI LOVER WHO IS LITERALLY TRYING TO MOLEST ME AND KISS ME TO SLEEP! HELP!

(Caoile is stuck with his girlfriend, Ukita, and she is crying over the fact that they got them into this situation even though it was Caoile's fault for doing this trial court being held by another than Judge Lorenzo.)

SANTIBANEZ: HELP!!! J!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

CAOILE: Not my fault. Ukita... I'm sorry...

???: SHUT UP YA LOUZY PRICKS! I'M GETTING HELLA RICH BECAUSE OF YOU CHUMPS BEING HERE WHILE THE GOVERNMENT GIVES ME MONEY FOR EACH LIVING SOUL OF YOU BRATS! SHUT IT!

(We all get startled at the sudden sound of the racket and it was "Snyder the Spider". But the real name of this "spider" is Vazquez. How disgusting!)

CAOILE: Oh. Great. The Spider has come and ready to suck more blood out of lives like us. 

VAZQUEZ: Well what do we have here. Caoile. Mr. Thicc and his "friends". So tell me, beat up another judge when in court for defending your pathetic clan?

CAOILE: Not this time, but these people got into court when I told the judge that they teased me about my "THICCNES".

SANTIBANEZ: BECAUSE OF YOU, WE ARE ALL HERE!!! HELP!!! AHHH!!!

CAOILE: Yeah...

VAZQUEZ: Pathetic.

(Vazquez laughs and leaves to her office while Santibanez still runs from J.)

J: Cecilia, please, can we talk? 

SANTIBANEZ: GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU LOOK LIKE HITLER AND YOU ARE GOING TO MURDER ME TO MY GRAVE as YOU DID TO SO MANY JEWS!!! GET AWAY!!!

J: But I want you!

SANTIBANEZ: YOU'RE SO WEIRD! HELP! CAOILE! UKITA!

(Caoile is sitting near the bars with Ukita by him eating popcorn.)

CAOILE: I'm fine. This is enjoyable. Plus we can't go anywhere. Ukita, want to keep watching?

UKITA: Yeah, but can we talk.

(She says as she holds my shoulder and bites her lips and coming closer to my face. Ukita pulls me down to kiss her and pulls me to the bench and make out there, while Santibanez is dying on the other side with J.)

(After several hours, J gives up and they sit on opposite sides of the yhe room. All of a sudden, someone enters the room.)

LORENZO: Why hello there J, Santibanez. Not looking the other way, but you all are in here for three days. Bye Bye.

SANTIBANEZ: NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER DAY WITH HIM! PLEASE!

J: (UwU)Three days huh? What do you want to...

SANTIBANEZ: SHUT UP YOU... WEIRDO!!!

J: (Gets up to hug Santibanez) Come on? Please? Just a chat.

SANTIBANEZ: NOPE! NOPE! I'D RATHER TALK ACROSS THE ROOM INSTEAD OF YOU BEING CLOSE TO ME!

(They sit across from each other and chat while Caoile and Ukita do their own thing.)

Three days later...

SANTIBANEZ: FREE!!! FREE!!! MAMA!!! PAPA!!! I'M FREE!!!

LORENZO: Yes. Free indeed, but that doesn't mean you get no charges.

CAOILE: FU...

UKITA: Tell us those charges! 

LORENZO: (clears throat) Santibanez must talk to Vazquez for any complaints with a kind of randomness, Caoile must pay the court $700, and Ukita, go free. J, a word.

The End