Flirt: If I could see you naked, I could die happily 😏
me: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Flirt: I think there's something wrong with my eyes. I can't get them off of you!
me: Then, go get yourself checked.
Flirt: Did it hurt when you fell from the heaven?
me: Did you just call me Satan?
Flirt: Is your name Amethyst? ( A guy's way to ask a girl's name)
me: No, Hilary Clinton.
THURSDAY, 11:00 a.m
Flirt: I want to surprise you...
me: Surprise me? say something intelligent.
Flirt: Have you ever noticed U and I come next to each other on the keyboard.
me: Have you ever noticed that JK is written just below?
FRIDAY, 5:45 p.m
Flirt: You're so cute! 😍
me: Yeah I know that, don't you guys have copyright for cheesy lines? Wonho already said that to me
Flirt: ...
Flirt: Are you a proctologist?
me: I'm no proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
Flirt: Can I have your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?
me:
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me: I'm not sure you'll get me, cause I'm on Santa's bad list as usual.
Flirt: My friends told me to make you fall in love with me. I've to make you laugh and smile. But everything you laugh, I'm the one who falls in love...
me: WOW! That actually was a nice one. Still cheesy, but better...
Flirt: I'll never forget the things you can't remember.
Flirt: Can we be friends?
me: Took you 3 days to ask, I'm not giving in easily...
Flirt: Before I met you, I didn't know what it was to be able to look at someone and smile without any reason.
