Because I have some I want to share after reading things.
If I was adopted by Beebo.
Beebo: So, what should I call you.
Me: My name.
Beebo: Are you being smart?
Me: You adopted me. You signed up for my crap.
Beebo: Touchè.
Me: Now let's go. You have a concert that I can't wait to see.
If I was adopted by Jack/Sean.
Jack: TOP OF THE MORNIN'!
Me: *high fives* Now be quiet laddie, it is but 9 in de mornin'.
Jack: Alright.
Me: Quick question. Do you trust him?
Jack: What do you mean lass?
Me: Sh, I'm talking to the demon behind you.
Jack: Yer a creepy kid, lass.
Me: I know.
If I was adopted by Markimoo.
Mark: Hey, want some pizza?
Me: *clears throat* F***...YEAH~!!!
Mark: Language.
Me: That is Steve's job.
Mark: * walks away* Weirdo.
Me: But you love it!
If I was adopted by the Avengers.(but 19 and training with them)
Me: Friday, where is everyone?
Friday: Most everyone is on a mission right now, miss. Loki, Tony, and Bucky are still present.
Me: Heh, nice. *steals belongings of everyone*
Tony: Hey... WHERE IS MY SUIT!?!?!
Me: * flying around in the suit*
Tony: She is gonna be the death of me.
Bucky: Hey, she took my arm!!!
If I was adopted by Cas and friends with Dean and Sam.
Me: Ya know, I've been thinkin'.
Cas: What about?
Me: Why did the son of God adopt a believer in something other than God?
Dean: Because Cas liked you from the start.
Me: Shut up, Culus.
Sam: But it's true.
Cas: Indeed. I took a large liking to your soul.
Me: *shrugs* Okay then.
Cas: Is something wrong?
Me: I've never been a " I like my soul" person. More of a " I have no soul" type.
Dean: Aren't we all?
Me: Shut up, jerk.
Dean: B****.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Sam: Come on. Let's go read.
Me: Smart idea.
If I was adopted by Harry Potter. (And I'm British)
Me: *staring at Griffindor posters* Merlin, I hope I am a Griffindor.
Harry: I believe you will be. But, even if you aren't, you'll still be great.
Me: Really?
Harry: Of course.
Me: Even if I am Slytherin?( I don't mean to be rude, after all, I am partially Slytherin)
Harry: It doesn't matter to me. I just want you to do good. Which you will.
Me: *smiles* Thanks.
Alrighty. Next. STRANGE DREAM.
Setting: Haunted DayCare
Time: 2006
Me: 15 and a hunter.
There are way too many people in this place... Wait. WHAT WAS THAT? Was that Her?!
Yep. It was the spirit. Too bad I'm just doing my hours.
*loud noises outside*
Great. *walks outside*
-There is a busted up black car and a man grabbing supplies from a truck outside-
"Dang dude. That is one busted up car." I say, walking towards him, pentagram pendent swinging with my motions. "I'm ------."
I extend my hand and he shakes it.
"Dean. Yeah, busted her up pretty bad. Besides that, have you seen anything going on here?"
"You mean other than the chick that's haunting it?" I shrug, my baggy shirt slipping a bit to show my anti-possession tattoo, "Not really."
Dean pauses, looking from my shoulder to my pendant to my eyes.
"Hunter?"
"Not a prepared one but yeah."
"What are you doing here not prepared?"
"I'm 15 and a 'murderer of the innocent'. What else would I be doing. It ain't like I want to be here."
He chuckles, handing me a salt gun.
"Dang dude." I murmur, poi thing to the distance, "This is a darn good gun."
"I don't think a 15 won't curse."
"Yeah, well the owner is strict and scary, and I'm already on her bad side."
We talk and laugh, walking inside, guns hidden.
"So, what do you think this creepy chick wants? Revenge, Warning, something like that?" I say, leading him away from everyone else.
"Sammy's better with that than me. But he's dealing with some stuff."
Then, as if he has a timer, my brother bursts in.
"Seven-year-old. Saw her in the bathroom."
"Great." I sigh, walking downstairs.
"------! She-She tried to talk to me! She was scary!" The child sobs onto my shoulder.
"Don't worry. She won't get you now." I whisper, picking her up and carrying her to the others.
She nods and I grab Dean's wrist, pulling him to the kitchen. The others in the area see me, then Dean, nod, and walk off.
I quickly grab my book from under the cabinet and open it.
"She might be a Death Omen. She tried talking to the only kid here with cancer."
End of Dream...
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