Sally- HAII AVA :D
Eve - Caw Caw! ... (that sucked !)
Ava - Hey Sal....
Sally - .-. Wut happened?
Ava - My victim was freaking annoying -_-
Sally - YAY TELL MEH!
ava - Fine... It all started when I was in her room...
~Le flash back~
Ava - Eve, stay here kay?
Eve - Caw... (fine)
Ava - Hehe **gets hatchets**
Victim- hee hee, oh you!
Ava - O-O? Yo I'm gonna kill you turn around
Victim - Uh excuse meh? I am talking to my godamn boyfriend!
Ava - Oh really? **takes phone away and smashes it on Ze floor** Not anymore :3
Victim - What a Creep.... Why you here anyways?
Ava - Female dog.... I'm gonna kill you that's why ya dummy!
Victim - Well just let me change my Facebook status...
Ava - -_- I smashed your freaking phone
Victim - Yeah but I got a spare one :D
Ava - Ugh! Let's just get this over already! They don't call me Ava the Ripper for nothing...
Victim- wut?
Ava - Hehe... Rip your heart out all in red, **cuts Ze girl's chest**
Victim - NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ava - **gets Ze kidneys and heart out** Hehe one more slash... **cuts off hand** and now you're dead :D
Eve - Caw Caw Caw Caw!!! (GEWD KILL! but she was f****ing annoying!)
Ava - I know -_-
~Ze present time~
Sally - She sounds horrible...
Ava- I know right?! Wait, I need to give those kidneys to Jacky boy...
E.j - ALREADY EATING THEM :D THANKS!
Ava - Hehe... Well Sally where's that hug yew promised?
Sally - :3 **hugs Ava**
Ava - ;-; much wub such happiness very hug
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