CPD-Hey guys! It's CPD here and here's Slendy and Offendy! Guys wave!
Together-*waves at u*
CPD-Ok today there's is another dare from Psychopathic_Evee! She says,"I dare Slendy and Offendy to kiss!"
Offendy-I don't mind doing that, remember what we did last time brother dear*creepy smile*
SLENDY-I- don't know what you are talking about Offender
CPD- Angie doesn't wanna know, but guys it's a dare! You gotta do that whether you like it or not!
Offendy-I'm pretty sure I'll like it...
Slendy:Ugh let's just get it ove-
Offendy-*kisses Slendy and makes cpd barf*
*Wild Jeffthekillermon appears*
jeff - 0____0 that's hot
CPD- goddamn, Offendy I didn't know you were dying to get in slendy pants!
Offendy-He's not the only one *looks over at Ticci-Toby who is eating waffles*
CPD-AWWW HELL NO! YOU AIN'T GONNA BANG MY MAN WITH YOUR NASTY - ASS SLENDER DICK! JANE HOLD MY EARINGS!
*Wild Janethekiller appears*
JANE-GIRL YOU KICK THAT MOFO'S SLENDER ASS !!! HE CAN'T TAKE YO MAN!!
CPD-*kicks Offendy the balls*
Toby-*drools*
Offendy-:'( *squeaks* my... little... Nuts I'm.... S-so sorry
CPD-THAT'S WHAT YOU GET... BIATCH!!!
TOBY-I *twitch* F-FUCKING LO-LOVE YOU!!!!
CPD-I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO!!!
toby and CPD-*kiss each other like crazy*
CPD-Well that's it for now folks! Love you dudettes!!
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