darcy | colering ring ring
“yes?”
“why won’t you tell me where you live?”
“because.”
“because why?”
“that is exactly how people always die in the movies.”
“what?”
“i tell you where i live. i go to sleep at night. my mom wakes up to me with my throat slit.”
“wouldn’t i kill your mom too?”
“if you killed my mom, i would possess you and cause the most gruesome death possible.”
“noted.”
“bye.”