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darcy | cole

ring ring ring

“yes?”

“you know, i’ll let you pass this time just because i realized something life-changing just before i called you.”

“and i’m guessing you want to tell me this life-changing news?”

“you could at least sound enthusiastic about it.”

“oh, please tell me your important, world-altering news?”

“i’ll take it.”

“so?”

“i know absolutely nothing about you.”

“that’s it? that is the news that was supposed to change my life? A bloodied, decapitated squirrel could’ve told you that.”

“that’s really harsh. and vivid.”

“what do you want to know?”

“really? well, what do you look like?”

“pretty average, i guess. blonde hair and brown eyes. kind of short. simple.”

“right. well—”

“nope. one step at a time.”

“bye?”

“bye.”

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