darcy | colering ring ring
"hey, darcy. miss me already?"
"i just—"
"wanted to discuss how amazing a person i am?"
"it's been a week since we last talked."
"and i've only gotten more amazing by the second."
"ha ha."
"do my ears deceive me or was that a laugh i heard?"
"it was sarcasm."
"so, you don't want to hear about how awesome i am?"
"no."
"what do you want to talk about?"
"i just called to tell you that i like you, too."
"oh."
"yup."
"i guess that's slightly better news than how awesome i am."
"ha ha."
"sarcasm?"
"bye, cole."
"bye, darcy."