One day at "hey guys wouldn't it be fun if everyone died?" College for the mentally insane, Eric and four were sitting in their shared dorm. It was bright pink with little orange and green polka dots. Eric said to four in a really bad British accent, "hay bby let go get sume starbuckhs" and four was like, "o yus bby lez do dat" so they were makin their way downtown, walkin fast, faces past, they wer homebound. Wen dey got to starbuckhs they went inside. Da barista chick was like, "hai Mai names tris wut can I get ya?" An Eric was liek, "hay prity bby i goon get a cawfee" and four was liek, "imma get an iced caramel macchiato with extra whip, soy milk,
venti with some extra chocolate shots thrown in there." And Eric looked at his bby and was liek, "damn bby u kno wat u want" and four kissed both Eric and tris at da same time and was like, "lez go do the frickle frackle" and Eric and tris wer liek, "ya dat sounds gud." Then they went and had fabulous cawfee frickle frackle times. With extra whipped cream and soy milk.
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A New Beginning
HumorEric and Four take a break from studying to go to the coffee shop. Little did they know, a certain barista named Tris is interested in them... COMPLETE
