* illness and injury starters
'my head hurts.''you've been asleep for two days. '
'i think it's broken . '
'don't mess with your iv.'
' can you carry me?'
'shh, it's okay. '
'get everything out. '
'Someone needs a nap . '
i threw up black blood.'
'it's just a scratch."
'hey, accidents happen.'
'you'll feel better after your bath. '
' i'm just glad to have you to a safe place . '
' Holy shit, you're burning up. '
' Drink this and don't argue with me."
'You look like death warmed over. '
'White paint has more color than your face. '
' Ten bucks says you don't make it to the door before passing out. '
'Trust me, I'm not a doctor but I look like someone who plays one on TV. '
' You ate this? No wonder you got sick. '
'Your voice sounds like rocks scraping across sand paper. '
'Take. A. Shower. Now. '
' Hold on I need to navigate through this ocean of tissues first."
' Does it hurt when I do this? Let me find an ice pack for that nasty bruise.'
* illness and injury starters