irresistible-niall horan imagine

part 43

I'll skip the part where harry caught me and tackled me un till louis came and saved his sorry ass, I mean it you don't wanna mess with me I can be evil if I want my tickling skills are beyond amazing serious. And now we come up to the part where im sat outside the interview hall,hmm fun sound like im telling a story 'now today kids lets read  the story all about Y/N and a certain beautiful bonny bouncy blonde haird baby boy' geez try saying that when your durnk or hungover wait I mean im never drunk or hungover

Ooh look your nose is growing

I thought that she sells sea shells on the sea floor was interesting but that is just b b b b b beat boxing? I suppose leaning back on the wall I allow my self to be coaxed by my brain in to the amazing world of day dreams (my favourite place arpart from in bed with niall - kinky -) before I  so rudely interrupted by mr pauly

" hey Y/N I hope I didnt disturb you "

Yes "no"

Bitch tell the truth

Hell no

But why

Beca-"Y/N?" Oh yeah still talking to paul

" yes I agree the democratic rights of possums should be legalised in Jamaica, you really are a man of the world arent you Paul"

"That wasn't what I asked but okay, anyway your on soon, okay so don't for get to turn your mic on okay?"

I nod "thanks paul don't forget the possums"

Dont forget to turn my mic on

Dont forget to turn my mic on

Dont forget to turn my mic on

Ohhh ice cream slyly I edge my way over doing 007 moves grabbing a bowl and tiptoeing back.

Don't for get to what? Oh god what if it was important oh well I have a date with ice cream that cant be missed sorry niall but im cheating with ice cream. I sigh as the cool beverage hits ny lips - lush -

'Y/N you're on' oh crap "okay"i slide my well deserved ice cream in to-'and has anyone seen my ice cram cream?' Screw it I shove what's remaining in to my mouth and swallow cringing as the subtle signs of a brain freeze kick in great.at least we know I have a brain news to me.  ..

"Y/N"

Geez cool it. Like ice cream wait that frozen oh frozen do your wanna build a - "Y/N I swear to god-"

"okay geez im coming"

Evedently in no rush I stroll over nodding to the occasional person

"Oh lou hey nice hair" she chuckles at me as I reach the stage entrance niall looks at me I send him a look which makes him laugh

"Looks like she finally decides to join us" harry mocks following naills gaze I politely give him the finger

"Late as always zayn adds"

Fine one to talk mr vainie

"Come on then" Louis yells

I casually walk on to the stage slowing down when I realise all the seats are taken

Louis points to nialls lap

"there missy"

"No I want her" Harry yells

"But then I'll feel left out" zayn pouts

Jesus guys this is easy  walking up him to harry I glare at hin "pay back bitch tits" I whisper grabbing the lag of one of stool and yanking out from under him

" cunt....swela our maid yup cunswela" 

Save harrold good save. Niall looks at me and mouths I love you. Then I woke up jokes ahah I put It on the floor.

Really I thought you would put it on Harrys face

Shut up

No

Ye-"Oi DICK'ED"

"RUDE HARROLD!"

He nods his head towards the interviewee

"Yes every you say is true.wait no. Yes. Maybe. Cheese puffs"

I glance over to paul who is being a jerk like the giys and laughing geez dudea I love you all too casually I stand up. And sweep out like boom.

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Tbh I don't even know but. ... hey?