Mothertalia

TeenagerHongKong

Warning:
Crude humor
I am so sorry for all of you poor souls reading this.
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((Y/n)'s pov.)

"And that is how you do it!" I announced to my son, Hong Kong, as I showed him my masterpiece. England's formerly brand new sliver Aston Martin DB11 now has a glorious picture of a spray-painted dick.

That's what he gets for messing with (c/n)!

. . . Flash Back Start. . .

Hong Kong is bringing me to the world meeting today to meet some of his friends. I've already met England, the guy he lives with, but we've been on bad terms...

We've been at war with each other since the beginning of time and our relationship doesn't seem to be getting any better.

"The world meeting will now begin!" Germany yelled as he started to hook up a projector.

"This video will show us how world heating has been affecting us country's and the micro-nations." He then started the video only for everyone to burst into laughter.

Pictures of me popped up doing some very embarrassing things that I'd rather not say....

But from the crowd of laughter, I could see one face in particular smirking at my misfortune.

"God damn you, England!"

. . . Flashback End. . .

"It's your turn, Hong Kong!" I said to him energetically as I handed him the bottle of spray paint. I could see a bit of a smile on his lips as he then started to spray paint England's car.

"Let's show England who's boss!" I shouted at him as he continued.

Once he was finished I couldn't help but burst out in laughter. He wrote 'I love to suck America's dick!' And next to that he put little baby dicks, nearly making me choke to death.

America's car then pulled into the driveway and we immediately went and hid in the bushes. We watched as he helped England out of his car and walked right past the car only to stop once he saw it.

"Bloody hell?!? Who the hell did this?!? Just wait until I get my hands on them! Those bloody twats don't know what they've just done! I swear on the queen that once I find who did this they'll be very sorry!!!" He cursed out as America laughed at the car only to stop once he read what was written on it.

"England... do you really feel that way about me?" America asked him with a light blush on his cheeks.

England's cheeks were as red as a tomato once he said that.

"O-of course not you bloody American!" He yelled out, his face a deep red.

We couldn't hold it in anymore, we both burst out laughing at the scene in front of us. They both looked at us shocked but then America started to laugh with us, while England glared at us with red cheeks and stuttered, not finding the situation funny at all.

"D-damn you, (c/n)! I was teaching Hong Kong to be a gentleman, now look what you've done!" He yelled at me as I started to calm down.

"Well, sorry Hong Kong, but I should start to leave now. Don't want to start World War III with Iggy over here!"

"How dare you ignore me, (c/n)!" England yelled out.

"Bye! Love you!" I then gave Hong Kong a kiss on the cheek as I ran out of England's yard... with England yelling and chasing after me.