The Bewbs (.Y.) Fic (Ugly Love Crack Fic)

NOTE: As always, we are tres sorry. We can't help ourselves. We are fully aware the guys aren't in relationships with one another. This story is meant to be a laugh, a disturbing laugh, but a laugh all the same so don't take it seriously. We love the guys and would never want to offend them. On that note, boys, if you are reading this, we're sorry. It's just too much fun to put you into ridiculous crack fic situations. Anywayyy, on with the crack fic!

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It was a normal saturday morning and all was quite in the ugly love house hold. Josh was snoring away in his bed, deflated mohawk plastered to his face only to be awoken by his alarm, Blearily sitting up he felt a strange weight on his chest he looked down and almost screamed! "I'VE GOT BEWBS WHAT THE FAHK"

Sam, hearing this cry and not believing his ears, leapt up from his seat at the breakfast bar and bounded up the stairs into his bandmates bedroom. "Mate, are you tripping or- HOLY FUCK, NICE NIPS, DUDE"

"NO DONT LOOK!!" josh cried hiding under the covers, sam poked his head under them and saw joshs glowing nipples "THEY GLOW" he exclaimed "NO THE- FUCK THEY DO" josh replied.

"Oh my god mate, that's pretty specialist" sam laughed, before a questioning look crossed his face "I wonder what they taste like" before Josh could protest, Sam darted forward and licked his new bewbs "... you TASTE OF MAN SWEAT"

At the sudden like josh's nipple seemed to glow brighter showing his arousal, sam took that as a hint and licked the other bewb "THAT ONE TASTES LIKE WHAT TYE DYE WOULD TASTE LIKE"

Josh was very over whelmed. He'd woken up with tits that glowed in the dark and they now had a Sam attatched to them.

"Sam..." he warned, and was promptly ignored.

"SAM!!"

"WHAT?! ARENT YOU AROUSED?!?11111" He bellowed back.

"NO! I TOLD YOU MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN" Suddenly Sam got out from under the covers, turned around and pulled down his pj bottoms and boxers. Now I dont know how Sam managed to or why he had drawn a smiley face on his ass but he had, so...

Josh reached out and poked the smiley face "...y-you got bunz hun" he murmured, immediately josh jumped up and grabbed the buns bewbs flapping on his chest he was about to slam his anaconda into sams smiley faced asshole until he heard from the other room...

"HE'S GOING DOWN! IM YELLING TIMBERRRRR" TOM SUNG, PRESUMABLY WHISLT MAKING PANCAKES LIKE THE DOMESTIC WENCH HE IS.

"HE'S NOT GOING DOWN ON ME U CUNT MUFFIN IM GONNA STICK MI DICK IN HIM LIKE IM A PIN AND HES A CUSHION U FEEL?? NOW HUSH I'M TRYING TO PENETRATE! WHAT IF O GET THE WRONG HOLE TOM?? WHAT IF I GET THE WRONG HOLE?1!!!11"

"SORRYNOTSORRY HORNDOGS" Tom screeched, It was hard forming words when you had a kit in your ass. Josh plunged his anaconda light now gleaming from his nipples sams smiley face became a :D face as he was penetrated

They did the frick frack for approx 13 mins beford Josh ejaculated out of his newly aqquired nipples.

josh pulled away and sam turned around holding a jar of jam "I HAD LUBE YOU FUCKWIT, MY BUM HURTS NOW"

Sam paused for a second before exploding like his penis did just minutes prior "JAM FOR JAM!! DO YOU GET IT WE'RE A SHIP TROLOLOLOL JAMMMMMMMMM"

"u fukin high?"

At that moment, Tom walked in, put a pancake over each of Josh's cheeks and bewbs and left silently. " time for breakfast den"

The end and shit