Authors Note: Hey, today was awful. I slipped on an ice patch and fell in my school parking lot and this guy saw. He asked if I was okay which was nice. I think the only thing that fall hurt was my ego. I went back into the car w/ my mom and had a little anxiety attack, so I'm really tired ugh.
Anyway, here's a headcanon I posted on Tumblr.
((Sorry it's not that long :( ))
Requested by: Anonymous
Okay, this MIGHT sound stupid, but could you do a story with Wilford and like his s/o (the reader) is super girly and like flirts with him a lot? And very many adorable schemes ensue including bad pick up lines?
Fandom: Markiplier Egos
Pairing(s): Wilford Warfstache x Reader
Reader: Gender Neutral
Warning(s): Awful pickup lines, cursing probably
Anyway, please enjoy~
-You and Wilford play a game of 'who can come up with the worst pickup line'. It's all fun and games until both start to yell one-liners at each other. That's the other ego's hint to stay cautious of the war zone.
-"Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
-"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
-This usually goes on for hours until Dark is fed up and threatens both of you.
-When you aren't screaming pick up lines at each other, you and Wil like to go shopping together.
-He will most defiantly buy you the finest clothes with Mark's credit card.
-That shirt you tried on? Got it.
-The piece of jewelry sitting in the window? Paid for.
-Some sweets you were eyeing? Sold.
-One of your favorite games is to see if you can fluster your boyfriend. Which, by the way, is not an easy task.
-He's a very affectionate man, so he's usually the one flustering you.
YOU ARE READING
~Iplier/Septiceye Oneshots~
Fanfiction~X Readers Only~ Just a bunch of one-shots I want to write \_(;-;)_/ (Probably another book I'm not going to finish)
