Working Stiff (March 2019)

Bulldog Dreams (lyttlejoe) (3)

Bulldog Dreams

Party was at the Dog House Inn.

Checked my collar with the white hot Afghan Hound.

Went to the bar for a Baileys Float and did the Chow Chow.

Red Setter sniffed around asking if I was still living off my wartime celebrity.

I mentioned a dog's life but I was into my fourth float.

Then this Collie named Lassie wandered in and the barks began.

Said her name was Lhasa Apso and offered me some barbequed jerky chews and a bowl of Guinness.

I felt like a Great Dane; today I just feel a great pain.