Cupcakes and cake

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  Shuri x Peter wow. Btw this is like , "omg we are so much like each other wow let's be broskis." Or some shiz. Strong language warning and a lil' bit of fluff.

                SUMMARY
- Peter and Shuri baking a cake and Cookies. Flower covers Peter, he covers Shuri. Cupcakes are thrown in the kitchen. Cake is messy ad hell too.

    "Did you get the flower ready yet, Shuri?" Peter said while making a large bowl of frosting. "Yeah, let me show you!" Shuri said as she dumped the flour on Peter's head. His clothes and hair were covered in flour and Shuri was just cackling menacingly.

    "Really Shuri?" Peter pouted. Shuri just kept on laughing. Peter got the idea to throw the rest of the flour on Shuri and he started laughing. "God damn it!" (Language!) "Stop cursing on my Christian Minecraft server."

   "What's going on? Why are you two covered in flower?" Bruce asked wjil staring at two teens covered In flour. Both teens just pointed to each other saying "He/She did it!" At the same time. Bruce just rolled his eyes and walked away to his lab.

   Then, on cue, Peter dunked the frosting on Shuri's head. He then made a mad dash to the bathroom with a robe. "COME OUT OF THE SHOWER NOW, PETE!" Shuri yelled while trying to get the frosting off of her head.

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAAAAAD!" Peter yelled quoting a vine. "Wait you know that?!" Shuri screamed in excitement. "Hell yeahhhhh!"

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They each took a shower taking about an hour to get off all the flour, or in Shuri's case, frosting. They grabbed comfy and soft blankets and the cake they somehow managed to finish. The cookies were a lost cause at this point. 

They sat down on the couch and ate their cake while quoting vines. They fell asleep on a marathon so they just slept there. Like queens.

   The next morning they woke up to the avengers taking pictures of them sleeping together. Both being drowsy only ignored them until they understood the situation. "They are like the best friends of the Avengers." Someone said. "Explain why they look better than me even when I try?" "This is the best I've seen today." Peter finally snapped out of his drowsiness and saw everyone scramble in their rooms. "I think we just got blackmailed, Shuri." He said while rubbing his eyes. "Damn." She said covering her face with a pillow.

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Jesus Christ my eyes hurt after reading this

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