Umberto X Winifred

Moving in

Umberto marveled at his new home, which seemed way too big for his single mother, who never seems to even exist, to afford. He carried a box in and claimed his room, in a closet. As he went back out to get another box, his sEXY neighbor appeared. "Who are you!" Umberto exclaimed. "Tis I [spanish music plays] Winifred Georgelopez." Said Winifred. Umberto couldn't stop him self at staring and Winifred's chiseled abs that he some how manages to maintain even though he spends all his future time pursuing Umberto. "My eyes are up here." Winifred points to the googly eyes stapled to his ear lobes. "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h no I'm sorry." Stuttered Umberto, clearly embarrassed. "If you wondering, I'm making a fashion statement." Umberto was taken aback by Winifred's statement and fell backwards. Winifred somehow made it behind him to catch him. "Woah, I know I'm hot, but you don't have to bend over for me yet." Umberto's face turned a bright shade of red from his statement. Umberto then noticed he had been laying in Winifred's arms for literally so long that he fell asleep. Umberto picked up Winifred and carried him back into his house, which he didn't need or have a key for, in an act of chivalry. Umberto then walked back home, forgetting literally all the boxes he had outside, causing robbers to steal half of his stuff. Umberto slept on his closet floor and was ready for his day tomorrow at a new school (because he had to move for some reason because his dad died from food poisoning from a cheez-it)