Ok so a dear friend of mine has mentioned "does Denmark's dick made of Legos" and that got me thinking. Like, could he just take more legos and make his dick longer? Like he just has an 8 inch long lego dick. For all you non hetalians out there, im sorry. But, for all you hetalians, Im very sorry.
Anyways, his magnum schlong could just be added to. Always growing. Someone please stop his dick. The big dick energy is too strong yall. But do they even make round legos? So im just guessing, it would be a square schlong. He would constantly be.....cockBLOCKed eyyyyy.
I should write a small fic about this. Im so sorry everyone.
--Alex
YOU ARE READING
Random thoughts
ЮморOk so this is probably only gonna be updated at like 3 am, or when im drunk so yeah buckle down fuckers. Prob gonna have some hetalia shit in there alot. Yeah thanks uwu
