Me: Hello all my geeks and nerds of the Interwebs! You obviously know me as Lilly since I said my name about 20 times already! We have Queen with us today. Long time no see guys! How have ya been!
Roger: *literally tackles me in a hug*Where have you been mate?! We missed you! *some strange reason kisses my nose*
Me: Roger please get off of me! When was the last time you were this affectionate? Why did you kiss my nose? I've been to Montana and there is no wifi where I'm staying. Please get off of me.
Roger: Um...
Brian: Get off of the girl Rog. So what are we gonna react to today Lilly?
Me: I'll tell y'all when Freddie gets here. Is this natural for him to be late?
John: To everything. Band rehearsals, meetings, coffee shops. He isn't picky.
Roger: Well, we may be here for a few hours, anyone up for a card game?
(A few hours later)
Brian: Ha! I win Poker! Pay up boys and girl!
Me, John, and Roger: *gives five bucks*
Me: I don't even know how to play Poker! Why am I playing this?
Freddie: *breaks down door* III'MMMM HHHEERREE!!!
Me: *Thanos snaps door back into place* Where the hell were you? We spent three hours playing Poker!
Freddie: Getting my makeup done darling!
Brian: So what are we reacting to today?
Me: You are gonna react to some people on Wattpad I like. First off we are gonna start with KillerQueen1794, Shoutouts to you! She loves Queen, Zeppelin, The Stones, and The Doors. I think she is pretty cool. So the first story we are gonna react from her is her Classic Rock ships.
John: If you don't mind me asking, what the hell is a ship?
Me: A ship is were the community makes people a couple. Here is Deacury, which is Freddie and John. *shows them*
Freddie: She's got skills! I like her!
John: Ok, she is good at writing, but this will never happen.
Freddie: Give it time Deaky.
Me: The next one is Maylor, which is Brian and Roger, my favorite! *shows them*
Roger: Why am I the one that likes you?!
Brian: Easy for you to say, I gave you flowers. We even changed the band name from Queen to Queer.
Roger: She has skills though.
Brian: True.
Me: The next one is Roger X Car XD. *shows them*
Roger: This could be real life events.
Brian: *punches*
Roger: *slaps*
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Me: Dear God! Next is Freddie X Cats. *shows them*
Freddie: Yass! No offense Deaky, but I will do all of this.
John: None taken.
Me: Last one is Roger X Dominique. *shows all of them*
Roger: So, they turn into cars, my high school crush is a car, and they turn into cats.
Brian: Even in the afterlife we still are together? This doesn't make sense.
Me: Try reading about Percy and Jimbob. That makes NO sense! Ok so the next writer is gonna be MusicalsndQueen, Shoutouts to you. They like Queen and his/her book is called In Only Seven Days. Note I didn't read it I just skimmed through some of it. So this is about Freddie and what I get at its supposed to be depressing, fair warning I didn't read it I just skimmed through it *shows*.
A few moments later
Freddie: That was amazing *pulls out tissue*
Me: The last one is from _GwilymLee_, Shoutouts to you. They are the one who played Brian in Borhap. They made a family tree book were it involves people on Wattpad being related to each other and I'm in it so here goes *shows*.
(A few moments later)
Everyone: What?
Me: Yeah, it's takes a little bit to get used to it but it'll make sense in the long run. And would you look at the time! Time in next time folks were we have our bois react to something. Buh bye!
If I didn't include you, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It's either because I couldn't find a story from you or I couldn't include you because I wanted to make this short so you wouldn't be reading a novel.
