Birthday Boo

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KENZIE MY BABY CHIPMUNK ! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY OMGGG :")

NOW ! I'm not really good at this but I can't just say happy birthday to a wonderful person like you ! You deserve more ! but I don't have any money ! or mail XD I'm the worst I know -.-

Anyway here we go hope u like it babe ! ^-^

Dear Kenzie :

I'm not the best with words really but as u can tell am broke ! and I don't have mail .. so I wanted to tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY BOO ! Today you're officially one step closer to death ! ^-^

okay God that went bad but yeah XD

I know you're going through a rough time but I want you to know that am always here ! ^-^ no matter what people think or say you are absolutely amazingyou're stunning , funny , intelligent , an amazing writer , a very good friend and just pure gold inside and out ! you're an awesome person and I'm very lucky to know u and gave the honour to talk to u :33

my majesty *bows* Now ... I hope u liked this I'm sorry .... but I'm no Shakespeare XD I should go fly to Google and find some fancy words :O

*flies to google* Yeah nothing ! ._.

anyways ! yeah Have fun today ! It's your day and if anyone bothers u slap em ! or tell me so I slice their tongue then shove it up their ass and while they bleed I'll scoop their eyeballs and make a cute chain to hang it in my bedroom .

And if u feel down just imagine Louis making a new video with Kevin! !!! or a T-Rex making a bed XD or someone u hate rolling down the stairs ! OR 5sos stripping just for you and Cal twerking on a poll!

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Bye baby ! have fun today ! <3 Xxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS ! ~1D

Yeah you gotta love da sass masta ~Loueh

Make sure you look great ! ~Vain Zayn

You're beautiful ! have a great time cutie ;) ~Hazza

Make sure you eat lots and lots of cake and delicious food !!!!! ~Nialler

*gives present* It's a teddy bear ! I hope you like it ! ^-^ ~Lyyyyuuuum

             

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEAUTIFUL KENZIE ! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY TO YOOOU ! ~5SOS

She mine ya know ... ~Mickey :3

No she's not she's mine !!!! ~SmAsh

I think you're all blind cuz she's obviously in love with me ! ~C Dizzle

..... ~Lucas is the smoothest

Luke ?~Cashomoney

*takes you and runs to Neverland* ~Penguin

LUKE U ASSHOLE ! ~Michael Angelo XD

He'll come back ~Ash who's not so full of sass

yeah he's like a giant baby ~Cal-Pal

and when he does ...~Mikey is spicy

He's dead ~5sauce

*casually walks in with his nice a$s* She clearly loves me *puts hands on hips* Her username is LouTommo11 it's not Luke whatever or Ash the feather or Mike with the spikes or Cal is a cool lad *snaps fingers in Z formation* ~The sass masta from Doncaster

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Happy Birthday Child ! as your birthday present I'll save you from a horrible fate when you visit my woods ~The cutie Slendy

DON'T CALL ME SLENDY CHILD ! ~Slenderman ......

I'd share my kidneys with you ! ~Eyeless Jack

I'd love to play video games with you sometime ;) ~BEN Drowned

You can help me sharpen my knives !~Jeff Ze Killa

You can eat cheesecake with us !~Masky

C-Cheese. ..C-cake ? ....~Hoody

WANT SOME CANDY ? HAHAHAH ~ Laughing Jack

NO ! IT'LL KILL YOU ! Btw I love waffles ! and annoying Masky *twiches* HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEY MASKY-Come join ! HEY MASKY HEY MASKY ~Ticci Toby

Y-you're p-pretty.....*blushes* ~Lost Silver

We can have a tea party ! ~Sally

Wuff !~Smile Dog 

Yeah you're hot ! happy birthday.~Red

Wow that was long XD bye Xxx

~foxrat out~

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