Kyle watched as tears steamed down his Super Best Friend's face. Stan then slowly walked towards the dead bodies of Steve and Laurene. Stan then looked up at Kyle with a very angry look on his face. Stan then picked up the knife that was still inside of Steve. Kyle then nervously took a small gun out of his coat pocket.
Stan: What the fuck Kyle!?
Kyle: Dude, Stan why are you getting so worked up now you don't have to be tortured by this mother fucker anymore.
Stan: Kyle I was perfectly happy with him!
Kyle: You're wearing a fucking diaper!
Stan: So What!
Stan then ran towards Kyle and stabbed him in the eye. Kyle screamed pain and held where his eye used to be. Kyle then shot Stan in his heart and forehead. Kyle then slid down the wall and watched Stan slowly die. Kyle then took off his gloves as he heard the police sirens and then Kyle shot himself.
Kyle then sees a bright lightbulb as a device is lifted off of his head. Kyle sat up in the chair still looking drowsy. When Kyle's vision went back to normal he saw his therapist Stella. Kyle was still too tired to make a sound so he waited a few minutes. After a few minutes Kyle sat fully up.
Kyle: Doctor Stella.
Stella: How are you feeling?
Kyle: Good I guess.
Stella: You slept for a few hours. I was starting to get very concerned.
Kyle: Where is everyone?
Stella: Your family and a couple of friends of yours are outside if you want them to come in and visit you.
Kyle nodded his head still a little bit tired. Kyle was very surprised to see his little brother Ike. Kyle hugged his little brother and looked at the calendar on his phone. It was a few weeks after Kyle was apart of the Humancentipad. Kyle then smiled it was like nothing even happened since the Humancentipad.
Sheila: How are you feeling Bubbe?
Kyle: I've never been better ma.
(Music on top)
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.
Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
Father says, "your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"before we married, mommy served in the wacs in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the wacs recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.
Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my kiss records out.
Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
Away.
Away.
The End
