sir pentious x reader

pt 4 flirting snake

(sir pentious car)

Sir pentious was sitting in his car with his head hiting the steering wheel repeatedly

"Dammit! I totally lost my cool when she touched me! Urg...i must look like a total loser" sir pentious grumbles

"Yes it was very funny" one of the egg bois say

"Shut up you wernt even there!" sir pentious yells back at the egg

"No but you seem to be really worked up boss" the egg says

"Of course i am! She just...she was even wearing my signature colours on her dress!"

He says running his hands through his hair

"What are we going to do now boss?" the egg boi says looking at sir pentious

"I dont know" sir pentious says looking though the rear veiw mirror and notices lucifer getting into his car and driving off

"Perfect! We will follow him and charlie to their regular dinner stop and i will walk up to lucifer and demand the stop as ruler of hell!" sir pentious says turning on his car and driving off

A few mins later Charlie lucifer and you walk into a very fancy restaurant and are seated a very luxurious booth

Charlie and lucifer order the steak and you order (your favorite food)

A few mins later sir pentious comes over

"Why if it not the raining king and his daughter" sir pentious says not even noticing you

"Sir pentious...what a regular suprise to see you here" lucifer says rolling his eyes

"Well i was just thinking i would have dinner myself but i will take your offer and join you" sir pentious says taking off his hat

"I never said you could join us" lucifer says looking at sir pentious with annoyance

"Oh well i will invite myself" sir pentious says sitting down beside you

Your shoulders touch and sir pentious looks over to see what touched his shoulder

Your eyes meet and sir pentious jumps up and falls out of the booth

"W-what are you doing here?!" sir pentious asked you

"I was actually invited here" you say with a smerk

"I was invited aswell" sir pentious says

"It doesn't count when you invite yourself" you say laughing

"Well...i dont have to sit here and listen to this" sir pentious says sitting down beside you again

"Umm then why are you sitting back down" you question raising a eye brow

"Because if i leave it will give you the satisfaction and then you would get the impression you won" sir pentious hissed at you

"Well it would give me more room in the booth if you leave" you say nudging him trying to get him to move over

"Oh im sorry is this bothering you do you want more room! Am i invading your personal bubble" sir pentious says leaning on you more causing you to sit at a angle