1) You begin to walk back the same way you ran
The streets where stained with blood and dismembered bodys
"Oh my god..." you thought covering your nose and mouth with your hand
It had only been a night but the smell of the bodies and the high amout of blood was enough to make your stomach turn...
You couldnt hold it back you ran to a near by garbage can and threw up
"Ugh this is so gross" you said cleaning off your mouth and begining to walk down the street again
You slowly walk towards a group of what appeared to be female owl demons standing on the side of the street
They look in your direction and begin to laugh
"Whats their problem?" you think to yourself as you try to quickly walk passed them
"Ha! Such a plain looking demon, shes perfect for that wannabe king!" one of the owls say smuggly
"Excuse me?" you say turning to look at the owls
"Ah poor thing~ look she cant hear" the owl says with a pity in her voice
"I can hear just fine! What the hell are you talking about?!" you say feeling very annoyed
"Wow...dont even try to play the stupid card, its all over the news!" the one owl says
"Yeah everybody knows your dating pentious you just left his house didnt you!?" another owl says
"Well...yeah..but im not dating him..." you say trying to defend yourself
"Haha sure!" the owls say looking towards a car that begins to pull up
"How much?" the demon in the car says as he leans out the window looking at the owls
"Haha anything for you~!" the one owl says climb into the passenger side of the car
"Hey aren't you the girl from the news?" the demon driving the car says looking at you
"umm??" you say confused
"Im glad that snake found somebody to be honest i was beginning to feel sorry for the guy" the demon says laughing as he lights up a smoke and begins to drive away
You countinue to walk down the street wondering what everybody is talking about until you walk passed a electronics store that has a BIG t.v on display
"Welcome back to the 666 gossip program!
Im your host katie killjoy and im bringing you the scoop on the latest gossip
Our camara crew was out yesterday and caught quite a intesresting photo of the wannabe king himself sir pentious getting alittle close with...well some random demon that he probally pulled off the street! Did this slithery serpent hit rock bottem or is he just being kind to those less fortunate in attempts to befriend our very own princess of hell?? We will have more on this story soon folks until then have a hellish day!"
The tv then turns off
"What...the....actually f***!" You scream catching unwanted attention
"Hey look it's the girl from the gossip channel" one demon says pointing at you
"Your right" another demon says
"Shit I have to get out of here..." You say begining to run to the hotel
As you continue to run you look at all the demons looking at you
"Oh shit...they know!" You think to yourself as you run faster
You finally make it to the hotel you stop and stare at the doors
"Wait why was I running? I'm not even dating him...and even if I was why would I run?...that was alot of effort for nothing" you think as you open the hotel door to see alastor standing in the hallway looking surprised to see you
"Oh I see your alive" he says smiling
"I am" you say closing the door behind you
"Oh that's a shame we will have to try again next extermination" alastor say summoning his staff and leaning on it
"OR y'know what? let's not... Let's just co-exist and see who last the longest me probably because your like what 40? Yeah see I'm (your age) younger... more energetic and from the look of your teeth probably more healthy yknow...physically and mentally" you say crossing your arms feeling pretty proud of what you said
"Don't get cocky I know you just barely made it out alive thanks to your pathetic boyfriend" alastor says checking his claws
"He's not my boyfriend hes-" you say before alastor interrupts you
"Good because him being with you would just ruin what little reputation he has left" alastor says laughing at you
"What's your problem with me? What did I ever do to you?" You ask
alastor just scoffs at you then turns around and begins to walk away
"Hey we are not done here!" You yell at him as he continues to walk way completely ignoring you
"Hey! I'm talking to you!" You say as you pick up a beer bottle from the floor and throw it at him
The bottle flys towards him but freezes in mid-air inches away from the back of his head
Alastor turned around and looks at you with a evil smirk the bottle then spins and faces you and begins to shoot towards you at a high speed
"Oh shit!" You yell as you duck down to dodge the bottle
Just then the door opens and the bottle hits angel in the face
"What the hell?!" Angel yells brushing the broken glass off his clothes
angel looks down at you and you silently point to alastor
"Dammit alastor!" Angel yells throwing his drink at alastor
Again the drink stops in mid air and turns towards angel
"You do it and your gonna be the one in charge of washing me off" angel says striking a pose and winking at alastor
"Ill pass" alastor says as the drink instantly drops to the ground
He then gives you a evil smile and walks into his office
"What's his problem?" Angel says looking at you
"I have no idea" you say back at angel
YOU ARE READING
sir pentious x reader
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