Sir pentious pulled up at his house and got out of the car with a happy spin images of you where just filling his mind as he leans on his car
He ran his hand through his hair and smiled to himself
"You look creepy when you smile" a egg boi said staring up at him
"Shut up" sir pentious said slithering into his house and sits at his desk
"Dammit! I forgot to demand the crown!" sir pentious says resting his head on his hands
"What happen boss?" a egg boi says walking up to the snake
"That woman destracted me!" sir pentious says flipping through some sheets of paper on the desk
"Shall we kidnap her boss?" the egg boi says grabbing sir pentious's tail
Sure..wait..NO!" sir pentious says looking at the egg boi angrly
"But sir.." the egg boi says confused
"I said no! I dont want anybody to touch her!" sir pentious yells
"Except you right boss" the egg said
"Right! What no.. Urg!" sir pentious growls as he slithers away from the egg
"Where are you going boss" the egg boi questions
"Hes going to see her" another egg boi said proudly
"Im going to talk a bath!" sir pentious says before slamming the bathroom door
"Hes gotta get all clean so he can see her again" the egg boi whispers to the other egg
"No im just talking a bath to get away from all of you!" sir pentious yells from behind the door
The egg bois look at eachother then one points to the bathroom door then makes a heart shape with his hands
The bathroom door opens and a bottle of shampoo is thrown out and tossed at the egg boi
(at the hotel)
You where sitting on the window sill swinging your leg just staring out looking at all of hell just taking it all in
"Wow...its nothing like what the bible said it would be" you say to yourself
YOU ARE READING
sir pentious x reader
Fanfictionyour mother never approved of your inventions and you never where the perfect lady she wanted you to be... at the night of the gala ball you cursed god for giving you such a life.. after cursing his you are crushed and burned alive swearing you will...
