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   "TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF" , Trump shouted. He clasped his hands into a triangle and puckered his lips. It's go time.
        "The immigrants are getting out of hand! We need to build a wall!" Trump said as a wild crowd cheered and waved gay pride flags, Mexican flags, and Canadian flags everywhere.
Trump chuckled and smirked. Fools! They have no idea just how much power Donald has! Who needs flags when you have ping pong smackers!!!
   Trump finally ended his speech and swiftly glided down the steps. Now, it was time for more important things!
    Trumps beamed as he watched the deep web illuminati makeup tutorial. But, before he could finish, his guard with a super cool black suit on barges in. "What. In.  The.  World.  Are. You.  Doing. ?!?!" Trump screamed while slamming his laptop shut. Did they see it?!
   The super cool suit guy explained to Trump that it was time. Time to meet the president before him. Obama.
    Trump groaned and smacked his hands on his desk. He just wanted to listen to Cardi B and that random group of Australian girls. Why does this Obama have to ruin it?! Trump got up from his ultra comfy Fortnite gaming seat with bass boosted speakers and trudged towards the group of his personal guards waiting to escort him. 
    A shiny forehead, perfect smile, large hands and a carefully receded hairline, dark, creamy irresistible skin. Trump sighed in awe and stood barely a foot away from Obama. Trump grinned and held out his hand towards Obama. Obama nodded and grabbed firmly onto Donald's.
    He is the Nikki Manaj to my Eminem! Donald thought to himself while reciting the lyrics to Boku no pico for every third of a sentence he said as he was being interviewed with Obama.
     All Trump did during that interview was stare at Obama.  
    He forgot to wear his checkered VANS today.
 

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