The flirtations

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Heh, this is horribly boring...
Please tell me what ships you want to see >:3
Also, for the dirty minded, this could trigger something
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???'s POV
Here he is again, and it turns out that he's here to scream at me. Again. I tuned his voice out, transforming it into white noise. I wish he would just go away. I cant really move, I'm lying on the soft grass of Outertale, trying to heal, but nooooo Ink just HAS to butt in. With his weak memory, he probably already forgot about the balance and the importance of Undertale, the classic universe. I wish I could sleep...
But I would just wake up screaming at the nightmare I forget each time...
Chara's POV
OK... Here goes nothing.... Time to flirt with Sans.
I opened ACT and pressed flirt. Afterall, the battle wasn't finished.
I pulled my face from the floor and forced a smile on my face.
"Hey Sansy, remember when in the previous timelines you said you wanted to give me a bad time? Well, I gladly accept your offer, we could do it one on one in your room~"
I winked.
Sans was a stuttering mess, royal blue coating his cheeks. If he had the stamina, he would've directly teleported to anywhere but here- but of course, he didn't.
Fresh's turn.
When I looked at him, he knew what was coming, his shades said 'FLIRT' on them.
"So, Fresh, why don't you come over and freshen my soul; my soul is too impure."
I gave my cutest face since, to me, that flirt seemed weak. However, it was enough to set Fresh of the edge. His whole face was a striking shade of warm purple, and he was extremely stiff- he had the common sense to cover up his face.
Back to the SAVE screen
"Okay, Frisk, is that good enough?" I asked impatiently.
Frisk was dying of laughter.
"Oh- PFFT- yes that was- *snort* enough!"
And we both fell to the floor, clutching our ribs from the effort of laughing. When was the last time I laughed a genuine laugh, or cracked a good natured smile?...
I can't remember.
Sans's POV
"Hey, Sansy, remember when in the prvious timelines you said you wanted to give me a bad time? Well, I gladly accept your offer, we can do it one on one in your room~"
Did the kid just FLIRT with me?!
I feel the uncontrolable heat rushing up to my cheekbones.
Sans, you are SO dirty-minded!
I silently chided myself.
It was too late to stop this sorry skeleton from blushing.
I can't talk, no matter how much I want to flirt back, my words just end up in stutters.
I'm dead
Fresh's POV
Wow, Chara just... FLIRTED with Sans?! Wait... She's headed for me next. I can't handle flirts very well, even though I can't feel anything.
"So, Fresh, why don't you come over and freshen my soul; my soul is too impure"
That was enough make me a hot, purple, blushing mess.
I am no longer aware of my surroundings
Everything has literally become a blur
Great.
For how long will I stay like this?

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