SasorixDeidara: The Truth through a cat's eyes

chapter 4

Konan’s P.O.V.

“Stay here, while me and Konan talk. If you disobey you will actually wish I punched you in the gut again.” I heard my friend say to Deidara before turning and walking towards me.

We walked closer to the trees before she stopped me.

“So I have gained some information about Sasori and the blondie over there on our way back to the base. How about you? Gain any useful information I can use for the manga I’m working on?” My friend asked, hoping to get a lot of juicy dirt on Sasori.

“Oh, I’ve got a lot of stuff to share with you, my dear friend.”  I said smirking.

“Great, let’s hear it.” She said excitedly.

As I explained to her all the things I had done and said to bug Sasori, she absorbed every last piece of information with a wide, evil grin on her face. By the time I was done explaining her face showed that she already had more plans in mind for those two.

“So what’s the next plan you have in mind?” I asked waiting to see which one of her forbidden jutsus; we would make Deidara try.

“Easy this one.” My friend said as she pointed to a jutsu.

“If I’m not mistaken doesn’t that jutsu turn the user into a cat?” I asked.

“Correct my dear Konan, we are turning blondie over there into a cat.” She said with a smirk on her face.

It took all my will power not to laugh at the thought of Deidara being turned into a cat.

“So why a cat?” I asked.

“Because when I first saw him break into my house the first thing that came in my mind is that he reminds me of a cat. As well he needs to see for himself how that idiot Sasori cares about him. So the best way to do that is turn blondie into a cat and make Sasori watch over him.” My friend explained as she turned to walk back to Deidara.

That’s actually a good idea. I thought as I looked around for any akatsuki members, it was basically night so no one should be around for quite some time.

‘Perfect’ I heard my friend say once I caught up to her.

“Why is that perfect?” I asked.

“You’ll see.” She said as she walked over to Deidara and pointed him to the cat jutsu to use.

I watch Deidara study the scroll for a few seconds and he copied the hand signs perfectly, the next thing I knew there was a cloud of black smoke surrounding him. A few seconds later and it was finally cleared, and in what was left of the center of smoke was a small, yellow cat with blue eyes and a grey spot where Deidara’s camera eye would have been.

I was completely shocked at the effect my friend’s jutsu had made and how cute Deidara looked as a cat.

“So did I do it correctly un?” I heard Deidara ask.

“Yup, you did and I’m going to explain a few things to you now, my dear little kitty.” My friend said teasing Deidara.

“Wait kitty? un” Deidara asked tilting his head in worry.

“Yeah, Deidara, my friend Kyousuke and I have turned you into a cute little kitty cat.” I explained him.

“Wait, so you are saying youranswer to my question was to turn me into a fur ball! That can talk?! un” Deidara said sounding very angry.

“Correction, not a talking cat, Only Konan and I can understand you. Oh and the person who truly cares for you may understand you too, but only to a certain extent. Use this information to help you understand how much that idiot cares about you.” Kyousuke explained to Deidara with a smirk on her face.