SasorixDeidara: The Truth through a cat's eyes

Chapter 9

A/N: For staters I want to apologize for taking a really long time to update. A lot of stuff happen and to be honesty I did not think my story was all that good. So beside that let's change the topic is one person who's user name is Sayaka_Hyuuga who is also writing a story inspired by this work. I'm not sure what she's planning but please support her as well. 

Kakuzu P.O.V.

$5... $10... $15... $20... 'Ah, what great joy it is counting the money I saved by Deidara not being around' I thought as I put the money back into the suitcase.

"DAMN THAT STUPID CAT!! AND I WAS GOING SKIN IT ALIVE MAKE IT F***ING BEG TO END HIS WORTHLESS GOOD FOR NOTHING LIFE!!!" I hear Hidan yelled from outside the room door.

'...Do I dare ask?' I said to myself when I walked over to the door.

When I opened the door, I came to find Hidan and Tobi looking out the window.

"Should or should I not ask...?" I thought as I watched the two idiots look out the window.

"Well, as long as the f***ing furball is gone I can be somewhat pleased." Hidan said as he turned around to see me standing there.

"Oi, Kakuzu good news, you might be saving some more money cause the damn cat basically committed suicide." Hidan said as he jabbed his thumb to the window. Where a watery eyed Tobi stood.

However the only words that actually sink into my head was ...saving, money.

"Finally you idiots can do something right." I said with a grin hidden behind my mask.

I heard footsteps and turned to see who was coming. It was Itachi with the same expression on his face as usual. 

"Hey did y-" I was cut off by Hidan's loud and obnoxious voice speaking to Itachi.

"Hey, the b***h Kyousuke's got a message for you," Hidan said slightly annoyed. My guess is because he is playing messenger boy to the very same women who sold him back his scythe this morning.

"Hm" was Itachi's only respond.

"She wanted me to let you know that you have good taste in books and if you want to 'learn' how to improve your taste go speak to her. My f***ing guess she might still be in your room." Hiddan said with the annoyed tone in his voice.

I looked over to see Itachi still had the same emotionless look on his face. However, something told me deep down whatever that message meant really got to him in some way because before Hidan was finishing talking Itachi was already turned around and walked off to Kisame and his room.

"Huh, if Itachi does kill of that b***h, I guess you'll be saving even more money then." Hidan said as he raised an eyebrow to Itachi's sudden behaviour change.

"Today seems like a good day for me. Deidara is gone, Dei is more likely dead and Kyousuke or Itachi might be dead to....Ah, nothing seems to bring my mood down Hidan." I said as I walked past Hidan.

"....What the f**k is wrong with you?" Was all I heard Hidan say.

Sasori P.O.V.

'Hmm...my puppet seems to be a bit off...must be because of that damn cat not letting me get my work done last night... Once I'm done here I'm going to have a talk with that cat about leaving me alone if he doesn't want to become my next puppet...' I thought as I started collecting my stuff.

Once I was done I started to head back to mine and the brat's room until I noticed something odd...

"Hey Zetsu, why are you looking up?" I asked casually as I watched Zetsu look up to the sky.

"Getting a free lunch...I saw something falling so might as well get a fast meal" Zetsu said then turned his head up to the sky once more and opened his mouth.

'...fast meal?' I thought as I looked up to see none other than that stupid falling ball of yellow....

'...' Before I could think I already had my puppet out and caught that stupid fur ball.

In my puppet arms I saw little Dei with his eyes closed. He could be dead or maybe just knocked out from the pressure of air hitting him while he fell.

"Hey, that's the cat Tobi had with him earlier." The white side of Zetsu said.

"Aww, Sasori why did you have to catch my fast meal?" Asked the black side of Zetsu looking a tad disappointed that I caught Dei.

"Wait, what do you mean Tobi had Dei with him earlier? Also, I had to save him or else Konan or even worse the possible sociopath Kyousuke will murder us all in cold blood. Because, for some reason, this stupid furball is important to her which I don't understand why." I answered still checking to see if Dei is either unconscious or just to stupid to open his eyes.