Whora the explorer

Chapter 1: The treehouse

It was an ordinary Friday afternoon, Dora was in her treehouse playing with toys, all of a sudden Diego waddled his big ass up the staircase and started shouting at Dora, he screamed "WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT MY TACO YOU LITTLE BITCH" Dora was horrified and slowly stepped backwards... When Diego pulled down his forever 21 jeans, then his Victoria secret thong and started flopping around everywhere, Dora was terrified and had absolutely no idea what was happening, she yelled and screamed, then boots jumped his little monkey ass on up to the window, he proceeded to grab Dora's limited edition tinker Bell tea cup, he smashed it and shoved the glass bits up Diego's eye, as Diego was slowly bleeding out Dora was finishing her game she was playing, Diego was having a pulmonary embolism from inhaling the glass pieces, as he was waddling his fat ass around the treehouse was shaking boots said as calm as he could "we're gonna die" and Dora's dumbass said ok and continued her game, the treehouse collapsed, Diego used his last few minutes to call 911

2 hours later

"Where are we?" Dora asked confusedly, the bitchy nurse said "yo bitch ass show'd up here all fucked the hell up" the doctor read her chart listing her injuries, she has busted her lip, a broken elbow and a big ass cut on her forehead, her grandmother was waiting in the hospital waiting room, grandma said "oh thank God you're ok" funerals are so damn expensive and I'm not about to pay no fines or bills, Dora said nothing and got in the car. when they arrived home Dora fell asleep peacefully and grandma cooked some deep fried steak

After Dora's nap

Grandma had done burned the house down, but that's ok, Grandma's rich as fuckkk. Dora said sadly "Mother fucker grams, this is the 69th house you've burnt down". Grandma said "sorry", it's a bad habit.