Saturday at 3:07 PM
Dora was shaking her non existent flat pizza box looking ass, when her grandma said "oh my shit bags, I know this one fucker named Mickey mouse, he's the owner of Mickey mouse whore house, he can get you a job!" Dora said confused as hell "uhhhh ok?" Grandma called Mickey "YO MICKS I GOTTA GIRL, SHES ROUGHLY 7 AND GOTTA GOOD ASS" Mickey said "send her over"
At Mickey mouse Whore House
"Wow" it's amazing" Dora exclaimed. Mickey walked over to the young girl and asked "are you willing to cover your entire naked body with strawberry seeds mixed with chocolate for our highest paying customer, big bird?" Dora replied "sure" little did she know, fucking a bird would lead to feathers in her asshole
It was exactly 4 days later when Dora, Dora done got pregnant with Elmo's kid. She was scared but, she went to the doctors and found out she was having a girl, her and elmo were going to name the little fuck stick Thiccy Nicky...
9 months later...
Dora arrived at the hospital after her water broke on Danny devito's chest, she began to push when out came the kid, it slithered out her asshole sideways, the doctor screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!???" because the kid was Spanish with red feathers, it looked weird as shit, Thiccy Nicky was fat as fuck, weighing 42.6 pounds, Dora didn't care her asshole was about to fall out, she stumbled back in on Danny devito to finish the session.
Dora realized later she was a mom at 8 years old and he life was just a dumbass cartoon, so she started to cry, and she cried so hard she shit out blood, grandma rushed her to the hospital and they sewed her whole entire ass shut, Dora could barely walk, so they gave her a wheelchair, that day, grandma was being a cunt so she pushed the wheelchair down 7 flights of stairs, Dora was fine but grandma was laughing so hard her sagging asshole out, so was laughing and crying until she finally shit her diaper, Dora started throwing up while grandma was trying to shit on a woman who just gave birth, when all of a sudden Dora fainted...
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Whora the explorer
Humorwarning- This story is NOT meant for anybody under the age of 18, unless your mature for your age, let me make this very clear, this story will most likely ruin your childhood, Enjoy!